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A massive influx of Asians into North America has forced white girls to raise the cute bar to just above pubescent, which is a real bummer if you’re not a heterosexual male with a healthy libido.
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We realize we can get a little dogmatic with the high-heels shit, so if your feet hurt just bust out a new version of a classic shoe and stand there all coquettish like you don’t understand why someone would want to put you in the DOs. Comments/Enlarge | See all







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A lot of girls are wearing these long t-shirt dresses that are so short even dogs think, “I wonder if I could get her if she was really wasted and I had coke.”
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