OK, maybe it’s time to make this perfectly clear to everyone over 30: You can’t disguise baldness with the close shave (“the millenium comb-over,” as Billy Connolly put it). Even if you put sunglasses on top, no more going to the club (pubs and bars only), your girlfriends all have to be within 5 years of your age (if she’s near 30 it’s time to get married and give her a kid), you need a job outside of the service industry (musician or actor don’t count). And as far as passionately following rave culture goes, you’re kidding right? Comments/Enlarge |
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There’s an old Spanish proverb that says, “A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt” which is why everyone from cops to NYU drama geeks in stupid hats instantly become drinking-buddy-for-life material. Comments/Enlarge |
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This might work if you’re bi and weigh about 100 pounds, but seeing a glam version of the school bully is like seeing a squirrel smoke cigarettes.Comments/Enlarge |
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