For Spanish tourists in New York, every single shitty boring square inch of sidewalk is “super fantastic.” Can you imagine how hard their minds would be blown if it was actually still fun here?Comments/Enlarge |
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Of course they’re fucking douchebags. I’m putting them in the DOs because they said no to flip-flops and if we’re ever going to have peace in the Middle East we need to start building bridges. Comments/Enlarge |
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Guy, if you're really dying to know what it feels like at the center of all that bronzer and cheekbone, I've got a freshly used waffle iron you're more than welcome to stop by and press your face into.Comments/Enlarge |
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