Yeah, the classic Gucci with the ankle strap is hot and everything but there’s something about rubber boots that just kind of makes your dick explode. I guess that’s why they’re water proof.Comments/Enlarge |
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You were trying to fuck with this guy and his ultra-positive, “How’s it going, man?” attitude, but he darted out to the dance floor because Roni Size came on. Close your eyes and try to picture the crazy-legs mime dance those pants made him do. Comments/Enlarge |
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Ever notice how, right when the boomers dinks start to go, they invent a drug that rejuvenates boners? Now the bars are filled with a whole new universe of desperate singles trying to figure out what men are finding attractive these days. Comments/Enlarge |
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