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Oh Lord. When nerds discover their inner babe and unleash about a decade of unused libido on to the world it makes every hot girl you know seem like a haggard old spinster whose pussy is sealed shut with venereal warts. This girl would be the Fabregé Egg of blowjobs.
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The guy who sent this asked us to “make fun of these homos,” but after staring at these tidy little summer specimens for the past couple hours we’re no longer sure whether he means them or us. Comments/Enlarge | See all







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No offense to suicide bombers but what the fuck are you going to do with girls like these when you die? Western rock stars surrounded by coke dealers and world famous fashion designers can barely handle them.
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SANTAS
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