You could have been a contender but no, you had to pop that on your head. Dude, quirky hats are for kids’ toys and fun grandmas dying of breast cancer. Comments/Enlarge |
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The worst thing about this half-assed Pete Doherty impersonator isn’t his shitty little hat or the tattered plimsolls or the deadly halitosis. Nope. It’s the fact that we can’t somehow jump into the photograph to pound the shit out of him. Thanks a lot, reality.Comments/Enlarge |
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DIE GOOF! Papa M Is Over Starting Shit With People
Bony boy chest inside a boilersuit is anathema to all that is classically feminine and—whoops! My dick just ripped up the rule book.Comments/Enlarge |
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