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Today being a teenager means corny piercings and punk women’s hair on MySpace, so it’s best to take it back to when the whole notion began in the early 50s and become the very first teenager.
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“Heeeyyyy you guyysss were awwwessome. I’ve been coming to this place every single night for 15 yearssh and you remind me of the first time I saw Oasshhsishh. Do you have a PR? I can be your PR girl. I know Courtney Love. Hey wait! Where are you going? Come back!” Comments/Enlarge | See all







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Rich girls are so pampered and self indulgent they either dress like dorm room brats on laundry day OR the ambassador’s daughter at the White House. Both those things spell p.u.s.s.y.t.h.a.t.t.a.s.t.e.s.
l.i.k.e.h.o.n.e.y.
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SAME-TO-SAME
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