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DOS & DON'TS

Hey, I’m all for sexy dancing and everything, but jumping up onto the parade float and dry humping her ass as your hand furiously rubs her vagina is called “doing it,” and it’s making her mom feel muy depresado. Comments/Enlarge | See all


We realize we can get a little dogmatic with the high-heels shit, so if your feet hurt just bust out a new version of a classic shoe and stand there all coquettish like you don’t understand why someone would want to put you in the DOs. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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James Ryang