You know when you go home to visit your parents and they get boring around ten, so you go out to see what your old high school buddies are doing these days and the party is so weird and fun you catch yourself thinking, “Wait a minute. Why the fuck did I ever leave this town?” Comments/Enlarge |
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Used to be if old guys wanted to be eccentric they’d look like this guy and maybe even throw in a monocle and a bow tie. Today they try to look like the drummer for Ashlee Simpson. Where did we go wrong? Comments/Enlarge |
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If your wife de-balls you, just tell her to hide them in the top drawer and never discuss it. Don’t let her groom their hair and make you drive them around in their own display cart. Comments/Enlarge |
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