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Pretending to laugh while your eyes well up with tears is the worst way to deal with the fact that you fell asleep first at the slumber party. If you want to really show up those cunts, just be like “What?” and leave it on—for days if you have to. Comments/Enlarge | See all



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SKINEMA
Illustrator: Kevin McCarthy






This guy looks like the kind of drunken douchebag who tries to beat up Steve Aoki, pisses on girls’ legs, disappears on the beach with another girl (who comes back later bawling her eyes out), says he is best friends with Erik Lavoie, gets kicked off the bus three hours outside of New York, and then gets fired.
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SAME-TO-SAME
Brett Pittman

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