Mixing it up with cowboy boots and the Academy Awards sounds fun in your head but it makes you look like a hesher that made millions of dollars taking a shit. Comments/Enlarge |
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A two-foot-long braided beard and a broken arm. Imagine the stories this guy could tell if he was ever coherent enough to tell them.Comments/Enlarge |
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Don’t feel hemmed in by the uncreative losers in your scene. If they can’t keep up with the level of flair you’re bringing to the table then they can just find another Melonball Murphy to keep Sydney interesting.Comments/Enlarge |
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