The only time it’s ever acceptable to chase a chicken around is at a Dominican wedding where you’re the groom and you’re oiled up from head to toe—because that’s tradition. What is this jerk gonna do with it once he catches it? That thing will peck your eyes the fuck out.Comments/Enlarge |
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Fur looks fucking ridiculous on rich people and pimps, but when pretty girls are just fucking around at a party they’re making fun of all that. Like if they were on Jay Z’s yacht and he showed them a diamond-encrusted belt buckle that said “HOVA,” they would do a spit take and go, “Jesus, Shawn, that is so fucking corny!” Comments/Enlarge |
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