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Basing your entire look around being surprised to see me is so flattering you might as well be dressed as a morning blowjob. Comments/Enlarge | See all


You know how in Africa you’ll see a starving kid wearing a shirt that says, “Hulkamaniac,” or even, “Who Shot JR?” Well now our generation’s waste has reached the Third World and you have Hector here dressed like a pro-skater version of Cliff Burton if he drank more beer. You’re welcome, Mexico!
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SAM GORDON
Sam Gordon