You’ve got to love these timeless psychedelic garage fruitcakes. They have such amazing record collections that being at one of their three-day peyote parties only starts to get boring about a week after it’s finished and the drugs have finally worn off.Comments/Enlarge |
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The big new trend with predators is this thing called "sense of touch rape." All you have to do is keep cramming different textures on your body until looking at you feels like dragging your fingernails across a seatbelt.Comments/Enlarge |
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OFF THE PIG The Never Ending Brutality of Panthers
It would be cool if we had this DO announcer lady that would go to your door and tell you when you made it and the people would be all, “Are you serious? We’re in?” and the lady would be jumping up and down and holding them going, “I don’t know if it was the sweater vest or your cute top but it’s official. You’re a DO!” Then they’d all fall down laughing and holding each other and crying. Comments/Enlarge |
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