I was at a party once and a guy was doing a helicopter thing with his head because he had a braid like this and I go, “What’s the matter with you? Are you on acid or something?” Then I laugh and go upstairs to pee and his mother is sitting there on the stairs. Turns out he did acid a year before and had been fucked in the head ever since! She had brought him to the party hoping that seeing his old friends might pull him back into reality. In other words, sir, you look like a mentally-ill bummer that tears families apart. Comments/Enlarge |
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We were going to slap her when we got home because Grammy and Grampy’s closet is strictly off-limits but as our hands were in the air we were like, “You know what? This is so crazy it just might work.” And we went to the funeral without making her change. Comments/Enlarge |
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Thanks to gentrification this rare breed of ex-junkie New York rock and roll goth nerd has become an endangered species. Thanks gentrification. Comments/Enlarge |
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