Don’t feel hemmed in by the uncreative losers in your scene. If they can’t keep up with the level of flair you’re bringing to the table then they can just find another Melonball Murphy to keep Sydney interesting.Comments/Enlarge |
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Girls with guns are fucking hot and they give all guys a bulge in the front of their pants, but when she’s in Israel things get real dark real fast and the bulge ends up coming out the back of our pants instead. Comments/Enlarge |
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However, if you are an ugly nerd with big glasses don’t fret. Instead of trying to be cool, swing the pendulum the other way and go for “Crazy geek guy.” You just get some stupid outfit from Value Village and jump around like an asshole. You think girls are going to be bummed out that you were too busy learning stuff to know how to dance?Comments/Enlarge |
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