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Say what you will about these spandex-y tights every girl has on lately. All I know is that they are turning her ass into a plump, golden basket of dough. I want to knead it so bad my fingers are twitching. Comments/Enlarge | See all



While the nation's youth are bitching about how there's nothing to do tonight and the nation's Boomers are bitching about how they're not young enough to do anything tonight, once more the greatest generation is soldiering on without complaint, turning every night out into a David Lynch movie. Comments/Enlarge | See all







AIDS PROOF
The Voodoo Magic Behind the Whores of Pum...
D.I.Y.
Getting Drunk For the Lazy
THE PHOTO ISSUE
Volume 11 Number 6
DEAR DIARY
Entry: March 28, 1991






“Street performer” is a politically correct way to say “I like to take life one enough-change-to-buy-a-pint at a time.”Comments/Enlarge | See all




SAM GORDON
Sam Gordon

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