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Religion is for dumb people who don’t sweat the details, but if you have to choose why not go for one of those Southeast Asian ones where you get to dress like a banana king and live till you’re 100 years old?
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What is this, an ex-girlfriend convention? There’s the London cokehead you had crazy fights with that ended in apartment-smashing sex AND there’s the awkward punky girl from San Francisco you dated when you both thought you were going to be in a band forever. And now here they are in your brain every morning asking “Which memory of us do you want to beat off to?”
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Is this some cult we haven’t heard of or is she just big on the whole prarie-nurse- coming-home- from-an- electroshock- session thing? Comments/Enlarge | See all




SAM GORDON
Sam Gordon

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