When hairy bald guys do that thing where they grow a goatee, shave their heads, and then put sunglasses on top of them to simulate bangs it makes them look ashamed of themselves. When guys do the exact opposite of all those things it makes you proud to be a dude. Comments/Enlarge |
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Puerto Rican chicks are fucking sexy but they have screaming babies and brothers that want to kill you. Midwesterners are clean but they’re also boring as shit. When the latter dresses as the former it’s as hot as Alicia Keys wearing one of those Nancy Reagan Chanel suits. Comments/Enlarge |
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What do we have in the sticks of North America, fat pink people with unfunny T-shirts and Big Mac sauce on their chins? Russia has Evenks feeding reindeer from their kitchen window and having 3,658 words for snow. It’s like their whole culture is looking at us going, “And SNAP!”Comments/Enlarge |
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