If people get pissed at you for not going to Jody’s birthday it’s because they wanted you to be there to entertain people because they’re so lame. Don’t feel guilty. You’re not a court jester. In fact, if you do show up, wear these pants and go, “All right assholes. You got your way. Which shitty life needs a dose of me?” Comments/Enlarge |
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The Old Blue Last is taking the “All British Women are Slappers” stereotype and exploding it out of the way like an IED on the road to Baghdad. Even the dude from Crass was drooling (seriously). Comments/Enlarge |
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Wait, Grooverider? Are you kidding? The drum and bass guy? What are you, one of those Crazy Town morons that discovered E too late in life, had an epiphany, and now treats all that Ibiza garbage like it’s not a bunch of vapid megalomaniacs wasting everyone’s time being metrosexual hippies? Comments/Enlarge |
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