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The best thing about the Many Worlds interpretation of quantum physics is knowing with certainty that there's a universe where Ed Asner founded a quasi-Eastern religion based on the abolition of pockets. Comments/Enlarge | See all


What is this, an ex-girlfriend convention? There’s the London cokehead you had crazy fights with that ended in apartment-smashing sex AND there’s the awkward punky girl from San Francisco you dated when you both thought you were going to be in a band forever. And now here they are in your brain every morning asking “Which memory of us do you want to beat off to?”
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