I was at a party once and a guy was doing a helicopter thing with his head because he had a braid like this and I go, “What’s the matter with you? Are you on acid or something?” Then I laugh and go upstairs to pee and his mother is sitting there on the stairs. Turns out he did acid a year before and had been fucked in the head ever since! She had brought him to the party hoping that seeing his old friends might pull him back into reality. In other words, sir, you look like a mentally-ill bummer that tears families apart. Comments/Enlarge |
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When you sit in a cubicle all day staring at the person by the photocopier and wondering what it would be like to fuck them, Friday night becomes a big teenage orgasm where even sitting down makes you cream your jeans. To the rest of us however, you look like an adult karaoke video. Comments/Enlarge |
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