Old punks like Wattie just look like wizened teens with progeria. If you really are down for life, go the way of the Lars Ulrich dad and medieval the shit out of yourself. That means never shaving, ever. No matter how much free shit you get, you fucking cheapass. Comments/Enlarge |
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From now on, whenever you hear James Brown yell, “Brothers and sisters!” you have to imagine all those great times you had with your sister, between fights, like the time your mom tried to turn off the record but she couldn’t do it right and ended up making a “zipzezipzipzip” scratch and you two were all, “Hey, it’s DJ Mom, hollah!” which made her even more furious. Comments/Enlarge |
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Now that the rave generation is 30 we can see the long term effects of GHB and, judging by the comma beard and Mr T shell chokers, it fucks you up forever. Comments/Enlarge |
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