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TonyFunfetti, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
so true. I never understood putting time into yourself in hopes to look like you do not put time into yourself. but fashion is an uncontrollable beast impossible to tame or housebreak, much like hipster nation
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
This is stupid.

"Hey, let’s make fun of hipster stereotypes, because it wasn’t funny enough the first 30 million times!"

The only funny one is the grover body. You guys are really reaching for good content these days, eh?
Anonymous, on Dec 2, 2008 wrote:
uuuh, try chucks instead of $$$ shoes. And skinny jeans plz? Leather wrist band.... gross.
exitement, on Oct 16, 2008 wrote:
i think all the pants i own together maybe cost $350

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