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Mesh shirts used to be for Scottish bricklayers then Jamaicans got a hold of them and made them sexy. Now they’re a staple for anyone who isn’t fat and is over those ironic fake vintage YMCA shirts from Urban Outfitters.
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Farting on passed-out people is the new farting. You get to let one with a purpose without bumming people out, kind of like if you piss on someone with a jellyfish sting (except she did it for generating laughs instead of bringing down swelling).
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Well here's a novel solution to the whole "jocks versus nerds" dilemma. Just cram them both on the same hot girl and call it a day.
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