There’s something about a perfect 70s dad beard and tight Built by Wendy clothes that makes you look like the kind of guy that can bring the boat to the dock, jump out, and tie it up all by yourself while we all sit back and chortle, “Shit, Carl.” Comments/Enlarge |
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Someone needs to tell gym shorts that "Whatever blows your hair back" is more of a general suggestion not to worry about what you're into than a call to spend 45 minutes straddling a subway vent on E.Comments/Enlarge |
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Not giving a shit about how you look can be a bummer, but spending every waking moment on things like what pant leg goes where and how many pounds of hat you can fit on your head makes you look like Jay McCarroll at a Thinking-Too-Hard Festival. Comments/Enlarge |
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