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When you see fags in the West Village prancing around yelling “We’re here, we’re queer,” it’s a great big yaaaawn. When you see this puckered homo walking through the streets of Moscow (a place where they’re so scared of being near gays they prefer bats to knives), you feel like high-fiving him and screaming “Yoh, dude!” like he’s a human dare. Comments/Enlarge | See all



When the ball connected with the paddle, the feet lifted slightly off the sand and the garlic-scented scrotum jiggled upward, bouncing briefly between both the pimply buttocks and the vinegary penis. Who’s hungry? Comments/Enlarge | See all







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Girls don’t like guys that are prettier than them, so if you have a male-model face try to hide it with a beard and make everything else as dirtbag as possible. In other words, walk softly and carry a big dick. Comments/Enlarge | See all




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Four Designers Have a Go


We asked four clothes-affiliated artists whom we like to give us their take on one of the finest folk-art traditions that America has developed—the beer bong.

Brendan Donnelly, who draws some of the best T-shirt graphics in the world (such as the "27" series, which features all the rock stars who died at 27 on the front and their cause of death on the back), made this hippie beer bong by wrapping it in shredded poncho (a.k.a. drug rug) material.
Ex-Imitation of Christ partner, design expert, and professional smartass Matt Damhave contributed this beer-bong syringe. The fucking thing works, too. His new venture is called Event-Horizon Research Agency. We aren't sure what it is yet.
Classy, high-end, famous fashion designer genius Benjamin Cho made this vacuum-sealed emergency-can-of-Bud-and-beer-bong kit. Designer Judi Rosen (who owns a store filled with babes) made this huge black dick. It is also a fully functional beer bong. She saw XXX that night, that's why it says "Ice Cube's Dick" on the rim of the bong.



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