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How did he do that? Not just make frayed letters on his jeans, but how did he become this kind of person without anyone wedgie-ing him off course?
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Maze by Jeneleen Floyd


Click and drag with your mouse to draw a line through the Eyehategod maze.
Refresh the page to start again when you screw up.


This maze is a typical day in the life of Eyehategod. You wake up, get through your shitty day job, get high, sleep, get high, drive around lookin' for shit, get ripped off, then get good shit but get busted by the pigs. The prize at the end of the maze is a fat bag of coke.

GARY MADER
Gary plays guitar in Eyehategod, who are on a huge tour of America in June. They have a new record out soon as well, it's called Preaching the "End-Time" Message. We're putting on a secret show by them on June 2nd in New York. Believe it or not, Tower Records helped to sponsor it.

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