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Wearing the World Trade Center works if it’s a tattoo and you’re a fireman or you’re a drunk asshole that wants to get on peoples’ nerves but as a 40 year-old Puerto Rican dad all it says is, “I have no clue what the fuck is going on.”
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That’s right, buddy. Keep nodding, keep laughing, and keep feigning surprise and interest in whatever totally pointless, boring shit she’s telling you. Getting laid with Swedish 5s is so easy even a midget in toddler sneakers can do it. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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