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DOS & DON'TS

This is the type of house that is filled with trash, smells like soup, has a black-and-white TV, and everyone dresses like they won a $15 shopping spree at a secondhand shop, but then there’s a wall of desks lined with brand-new MacBook Airs. I’d like to dick-punch these guys repeatedly. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Why can’t they make porn that makes me feel as horny as this does? Comments/Enlarge | See all






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SPECIAL DOS & DON'TS COMPETITION-FILL IN THESE CAPTIONS!

Published June, 2005

Are you funny? You're not? OK, then just be really, really brutally honest about how these two pictures make you feel and it will probably come out funny. That's right, all you have to do to win this amazing competition (and all the great prizes that come with it—including fame) is write any kind of amusing captions below these two pictures and mail the whole page to Vice Magazine DOs & DON'Ts Competition, 97 North 10th St. #202, Brooklyn, NY 11211. If you're too lazy to do that you can always email your comments to vice@viceland.com. Note: We will be posting these on Viceland but we won't be counting them in the competition because that's no fun.





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Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2009 wrote:
she’s in luck, he just got a roll of quarters.
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2009 wrote:
all you energy efficient pansies with your mulch bins, compact flourescents, and hybrid this n thats ain’t got shit on dude until you too get a boner for recycling.

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