OK, maybe it’s time to make this perfectly clear to everyone over 30: You can’t disguise baldness with the close shave (“the millenium comb-over,” as Billy Connolly put it). Even if you put sunglasses on top, no more going to the club (pubs and bars only), your girlfriends all have to be within 5 years of your age (if she’s near 30 it’s time to get married and give her a kid), you need a job outside of the service industry (musician or actor don’t count). And as far as passionately following rave culture goes, you’re kidding right? Comments/Enlarge |
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We’ve been getting a lot of shit recently for putting Asian chicks in the DOs. Sorry. Are we supposed to let this glide by without doing anything? Maybe they just care more about how they look. Comments/Enlarge |
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