Imagine you have an amazing band that does better grindcore than the thousands of little skirts pumping out so-called heavy music nowadays. Now imagine that you record music at an insane rate of speed, no fucking frills, basically so that it sounds like it was done on a boombox in a garage. Then you release the fucking results on a CD and say, “No copyright!” You’d have to be stoned, right? Like ultra-mega-blazed, right?

Total Fucking Destruction ARE that fucking high, because that’s exactly what they do!

VICE: What is your band’s favorite drug?

Rich: Beer, girls, vodka, weed, and speed.

That’s way more than one. That’s like six things.

Total Fucking Destruction seeks everything, all of the time.

Just pick one thing.

OK. Our favorite drug is crazy fucked-up daily life in the modern day military/entertainment/technology complex.

Well, what drugs are the antithesis of your band?

Absolutely none. You see, there ain’t NO party like a Total Fucking Destruction party. Our fans are sick freaks who delight in the unraveling of postmodern civilization. They come out to the show to get fucked up on drugs and alcohol and bang their heads—not as a distraction, but as a joyful acknowledgment of the slow-motion apocalypse unfolding before us.

You kind of talk like Andrew WK, but nihilistic instead of super posi.

[Silence.]

What have you learned from LSD?

The purpose of each human is to die alone, and a sense of dread for the future is common, even if unrealized. The standardization of consumption has provided a cost-effective method of sedating the majority of the planet’s human populations. We are all Elvis now, and we will all be soldiers for the glory of the corporate world-state in the fourth world war. We long for a deathlike silence to engulf the planet.

That sounds really cool. What are your thoughts on the straight edge movement? That’s these fucking dudes who do zero drugs, like not even cigarettes. I heard some of them don’t even fuck.

Specifically, Total Fucking Destruction stands for zero tolerance for intolerance, but in general, we feel that thoughts and thinking on the part of the individual are highly overrated.

I don’t really get it but, OK, sweet.

TINA PEPPERS
Total Fucking Destruction’s Compact Disc Version 1.0 is out now on Bones Brigade Records.

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Subject: yes i do Date: Jun 30 2005 09:50:12 PM Author: i have a theory some people might say things to get a reaction out of other people. but im not sure Subject: ignorance Date: Jun 30 2005 07:16:20 PM Author: bliss the internet has served well for the purpose of hate declarations and nuturing ignorance as demonstrated by the comments on this board. Racists are gutless as they also are impotent intellectually. Subject: puff puff give Date: Jun 23 2005 07:35:52 PM Author: Laura can i have a hit Subject: T....F....D..... Date: Jun 23 2005 01:23:37 PM Author: plateheadstevenoreally Yeah, I can dig that joint. It's most likely real. I grow so I know. And I've seen bigger. No bullshit. It was at the first World Hemp Exposition Extravaganza (WHEE!!) for short, in Eugene, Oregon. (Harrisburg, OR. actually, at Condee's Redwood Lumber; about 15 minutes North of Eugene). Anyway, some may call these guys dumb cunts and so on, but I just hope it is not based on their view of the world around us today. 'cause they are pretty spot on. The human race is at it's peak of existance right now. And at the same time, we're swirilin' around the bowl. Already having been flushed, we have'nt been sucked out of sight just yet. As a race/virus, we are passed the point of overpopulation to try and turn back now. We just keep pullin' back the rubber band, and most think it will never snap. Well I've got news: Physics. Exponential growth. A cage that does not magically get bigger. And a public that puts individual rights before the rights of the whole (as long as nobody is looking). " I'm pollitically correct when anybody looks, but left to my own devices, I want more than I'll ever need and if it means someone else has to go without, fuck 'em" I've never heard the band so I think I'll go check 'em out now. Head for the hills while there is still time! Subject: Peace and fuckin Date: Jun 22 2005 06:25:39 PM Author: Nathan Barley TFD totally sums up my credos, man. Subject: disgusting, horrible flesh Date: Jun 15 2005 04:20:11 PM Author: mr. people dear yall fucking dudes, who could not love this band? you know what's so great about grindcore is that it's like wine. the older you get the better it tastes. they should force children in africa to listen to this instead of eat. they should lay flat whole swaths of tropical rain forests in honor of grindcore. space missles? hell fucking yes. vampires with chainsaws for hands riding motorcycles shaped like flaming unicorns with machine guns instead of horns? it's about fucking time. Subject: vexing Date: Jun 14 2005 10:33:23 AM Author: jen Thank fuck im English. We operate a strict code of conduct. All talk of consumption, corporations etc is reserved exclusively for the under sixteens. Dont let your subcultures define you (unless your under sixteen and then you can be forgiven)(oh and never list speed on your list of favourite drugs, its a give away, every time) Subject: big fucking joint Date: Jun 13 2005 08:12:56 AM Author: james what did they use as rolling papers for that humongous joint? Subject: la douch Date: Jun 12 2005 04:48:18 PM Author: gee What a waste of weed! If you want a big toke, take a bubbling bucket! Subject: TFD Date: Jun 09 2005 06:32:01 PM Author: Pingdum I've met these guys. They are for real. They fuck shit up like nobody else. Vice should definitely sign them. Subject: Like-minded Date: Jun 07 2005 09:22:53 AM Author: Individuals How gay are these girls? Now I am going to compose a poem about them. Flounce about the house: Total Fucking Destruction Are angry as a mouse. Get a hard on in the Garden Total Fucking Destruction Are not going to say Pardon. Wanking on the planking Total Fucking Destruction Will administer a spanking. Blind, and miming a mime Total Fucking Destruction Seeks everything all the time, But finding nothing much Total Fucking Destruction Is trying to be butch. Oooh. Subject: HLS Date: Jun 06 2005 05:39:03 PM Author: smith I have forwarded this article to the department of homeland security. Subject: total fucking destruction Date: Jun 06 2005 01:57:51 PM Author: richard from tfd that joint is real. our friend is a grower and rolled it for a party we played before we left on our 1st european tour. tfd website is http://welcome.to/totalfuckingdestruction. all like minded individuals are encouraged to get in touch. Subject: to the guy b[e]low me... Date: Jun 03 2005 05:47:58 PM Author: PORKTAMER Speak American, mother fucker! I liked grindcore when I was 16 too. Vice should sign these guys... they're better than anything else on the label. Subject: Só presta assim... 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