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 METHTURBATION BLUES
Smoking Tweak Makes My Cock Weak
There is no dignity in what I'm about to share with you. Few things in the world are less classy than smoking crystal meth. Speed is the bastard child of the drug family, cocaine's ugly retarded stepbrother. Like alcohol but unlike almost all other illegal dru...READ MORE |
  YO GIRL! WHATH UP??
Busting the "Breaking the Seal" Myth
Busting the "Breaking the Seal" Myth
That "breaking the seal" thing your drunk dad told you about is total bullshit. I tried it. It doesn't matter when you pee. You know what I'm talking about, right? That thing where they say you should hold your ...READ MORE |
 FARMER HIGH
What Can Adderall Do for Our Country?
Adderall is cocaine for rich people. It's an amphetamine more powerful than Ritalin and steadier than speed. It lasts so long, in fact, we recommend breaking open one of the pills Contac C style and only doing small "sprinkles" at a time (break them up with yo...READ MORE |
 DOS & DON'TS
Could you have more shit hanging off your purse, please? No, I'm serious (you're in the DOs). Having a ton of shit on your face or on some crazy hat is a distracting pain in the ass but when you're dressed in some plain old Joe's Jeans and a shirt your purse i...READ MORE |
 BLACKS VS. WHITES
Who Can Drink More?
How come black people never get totally shit-faced? White people are always getting so wasted they can barely stand but, outside of bums, you almost never see black dudes slurring their words. Is it because they drink really expensive shit like Courvoisier and...READ MORE |
 SHROOMS REUNION
Twenty Years Later, the Night Remains Intact
It was 1985, Halloween night, and a group of young Canadian suburban teenagers had decided to try magic mushrooms over at Marco's house. They dropped about a gram each into mugs of hot water, covered them with Saran Wrap, waited about 15 minutes, and drank the...READ MORE |
 GROSS JAR
Spring has come, and our former rat deficiency has blossomed like a patch of verminous rhododendron into an overwhelming abundance. In addition to the sandwich bag full of feeder rats that was delivered a week too late and packed in blankets rather than dry ic...READ MORE |
 CUT THE SHIT
How Pure Are Street Drugs?
I bought cocaine, heroin, crack, weed, and ecstasy and had them forensically analyzed by a chemist at MIT because I thought they would all turn out to be poison. Guess what? Drug dealers don't cut drugs with cement and ground glass. They barely even cut drugs ...READ MORE |
 I'M BUSTED
In the netherworld of corruption and violence, convicts live for drama. Dudes in prison are constantly scheming, trying to find a way to come up or a way to tune out and escape the brutal reality of their incarceration. Drugs are usually a means to an end. In ...READ MORE |
 THE VICE GUIDE TO REHAB
A good rehab is essentially an anarchist socialist commune with one rule: Don't get high. There are no cops, no bureaucrats and no squares hassling you about riding your machine. The people there come from every class and social stratum. There're doctors (I ac...READ MORE |
 IN THE BLOOD
Dealing With Dad's Junk
My father liked heroin. A lot. He liked it so much that I guess one day he went out for a pack of smokes or something and never came back. I swore I would never get into heroin. Until I got into it. A lot...READ MORE |
 SKINEMA
By Chris Nieratko
HONEY, WE BLEW UP YOUR PUSSY
Hands down, this is the greatest DVD ever made! It is so amazingly retarded that it pushes the boundaries of what is awesome. Like the iPod and the calculator watch, this movie begs the question, “Why didn’t anyone thin...READ MORE |
 GLUE KIDS
Kenyan Orphans Hit the Bag
For most of us, getting high is a matter of choice and preference, like, "Hmm, do I want to smoke weed and watch The Incredibles tonight, or would I rather get a bag of coke and go talk shit with my buds?" When your nights are spent sleeping on cold concrete a...READ MORE |
 TIDBITS
A Monthly Look At Things We Love - The Drugs Issue
PORTABLE DOG TOILET
After 60 years of being forced to eat the world's shit for allowing Nazis to flourish, the Germans have gotten pretty used to it. Eighty percent of the world's shit porn comes from that country and nearly every innovation the sh...READ MORE |
 TOTALLY FUCKED UP
That's What Total Fucking Destruction Are
Imagine you have an amazing band that does better grindcore than the thousands of little skirts pumping out so-called heavy music nowadays. Now imagine that you record music at an insane rate of speed, no fucking frills, basically so that it sounds like it was...READ MORE |
 FREAK THE FUCK OUT
Sunburned Hand of the Man on a Trip
Vermont's Sunburned Hand of the Man are not fucking hippies. Yes, they come from a hippie state and yes, they are more or less unwashed, but these guys are as far removed from peace and love as the Taliban. At a recent show at New York's Tonic nightclub, they ...READ MORE |
 CRACK TALES
Dipset Knows the Deal
Hell Rell: I just got out of jail for getting caught with 100 grams of crack cocaine. I'm a convicted felon. I have two bid numbers: 02R2050, 97R7193, you bastards. So if you want to talk about drugs, I'll tell you how to cop the coke, cook the coke, ch...READ MORE |
 GYM MONKEYS
Love Steroids
Newspapers and pro athletes who get busted and then cry shame and say they hate steroids are LIARS.
Steroids rule. Why? I'll tell you fucking why:...READ MORE |
 I WANT MY DVDS
Low In Europe, Richard Pryor: Live & Smokin', Berlin Super 80: Music & Film Underground West Berlin 1978-1984, Pfadfinderei & Modelselektor: Labland, ...READ MORE |
 TALIBAN HEROIN
Roll Deep Can Get Rid Of It
With American troops busy blowing up Afghan weddings based on I.P.L. (Incriminating Pocket Litter-an official excuse given by American Intelligence), an International Narcotics Control Strategy report last year claimed the area of land used to cultivate opium ...READ MORE |
 ELECTRIC INDEPENDENCE
It's always a treat to hear Aphex Twin DJ, especially in unusual places. He never disappoints. Last month Vice enjoyed watching him thoroughly rinse this packed alpine bar in the Austrian ski resort of Mayerhofen, where the annual Snowbombing festival happpene...READ MORE |
 GAMES
Midnight Club 3: Dub Edition & The Punisher
MIDNIGHT CLUB 3: DUB EDITION
Growing up in a small town on the borders of Liverpool was boring. If you didn’t have a car or a friend with a car, your life was restricted to drinking in the park, sniffing glue and fighting with the same people every...READ MORE |
 GRIMEWATCH
Apart from consuming weed intravenously and the very occasional rock, your average grime kid isn't backing as much drugs as generations of ravers from years gone by. ...READ MORE |
 LEGALLY HIGH
BZP and Me
I'd always thought that legal drug alternatives were reserved for underage backpackers with dreadlocks travelling through Amsterdam. Then I moved to New Zealand and realised I was entirely mistaken. Since being introduced five years ago, there has been an enor...READ MORE |
 D.I.Y.
Getting Drunk For the Lazy
Parties are only fun when you're drunk. It's sad but true. Everyone basically turns into your worst nightmare but that's ok because so do you. When you're sober, the annoying habits of drunk people are magnified tenfold and you find yourself hating everything ...READ MORE |
 SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
Is Edan, Is Good
Don't be so smug, Mr.Mathers. Twenty million other white rappers have emerged and they're gunning for your job. The creamiest of the crop is Boston's Edan (pronounced Edon) and he's doing his bit for the cause by delivering some of the most clearly focused and...READ MORE |
 TRAVELLING THE SPACEWAYS
Om Go With the Flow
Driving cross-country with a bunch of mates can be a total prick. Roadhouse, cancer-baiting food, deep vein thrombosis, drunken shenanigans in the back seat and crazed, coffee-fuelled sprints through seas of semi-trailers are all part of the deal. The worst pa...READ MORE |
 DOOMSDAY DISCO
Panico are a band from Chile and their debut album, Subliminal Kill (Tigersushi), sounds like they take a lot of psychedelics.
My hunch was right. Last week I spoke to Eduardo from the band and he told me about the time they filmed a TV show on acid. "It ...READ MORE |
 VICE PARTY
We had a party in Lund, Sweden. The High Heeled Honeys played live and Electric Independence's lovely Piers came over to play records with us. Thanks to Bad Taste Records, TT, WE and Stortorget....READ MORE |
 UNDERAGE DRINKING
Bangkok Cobra Knows All About It
We first met Bangkok Cobra at their high school when we were scouting for virgins for the Sex Issue fashion story.
The singer, Rikki, started coming by our office to Xerox posters for their shows and gave us their demo. It was recorded over one mic, so it...READ MORE |
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