DOS & DON'TS

Stealing emergency life jackets from planes is the new joining the mile high club. It doesn't hurt anybody (err nobody survives when planes land on water) and you're less likely to be tazered by the cabin crew, mid-poke. Comments/Enlarge | See all

If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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SLAYER RULES

The Slayer Rules project started last year, in June 2004, when Slayer played at the Download Festival (at Donington, it used to be called Monsters of Rock). They didn't tour the UK till later in October, so we followed them for a couple of months. During the tour we took pictures of their fans, and after a while we started interviewing them about what the band meant to them. We met one guy in a wheelchair who lost his job for his love of Slayer and a Russian guy named Kerry who was updating his tattoos to make them look exactly like Kerry King’s.

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FOOTNOTE: For more, go to www.slayerrules.co.uk.