Flesh-colored tights are bad to begin with, but when you subtract the skirt from the equation and add in about 30 hours of straight partying it makes it look like you've smeared your whole body in anti-erection cream.Comments/Enlarge |
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Skull and spiderweb tattoos? Check. Studded bracelet and bullet belt? Check. Karate bandana over greasy hair? Check. All the tough-guy accoutrements of a gang member in a movie from the 1970s? Check, check, check. The ability to actually fight even a tiny, little bit? Whoopsth.Comments/Enlarge |
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If this guy can seduce her he is a stud but if he actually gets her home and can fuck her without killing her, he’s a genius. Comments/Enlarge |
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LESLEY ARFIN'S TIDBITS
A monthly look at things we love - v12n11
Here are some of the volumes that I mine for “Dear Diary” material. These are all the best-looking ones. Most of the others are just marble notebooks with weird scrawlings on them that even I can't read.
This cover was inspired by artist Tammy Rae Carland.
My friend Mary McCallister designed this cover during my second year of college.
Don't let this cover deceive you. These were the raver years.
Inside this one, I wrote “Love is a Dangerous Angel.”
This is from the years when I was into graffiti. My tag was “Winter.”
This one is filled with funny things that my friends said and some facts, such as “Smurfs are three apples tall.”
Mom got me this one when I was sick.
Inside this one, I wrote “Typical Diary.”
"Secrets?" Enough said.
Perfs in charge.
First year of college.
Inside this one it says, “Private Thoughts Diary.”
