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WONDERING JEW LEAVES
That’s me. I was a wondering Jew and I left. I keep it on my wall to remind me of my newfound secular freedom.
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SAD CLOWN NEEDLEPOINT
Jim Krewson made this for me. It pretty much defines my entire aesthetic, and my basic philosophy too.
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SIEGFRIED & ROY MUG
My great-aunt got me this from Las Vegas—totally unironically. She said, “I got this for you because I know you like cats!”
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UGLY OR SPECIAL?
I asked the saleslady if this doll was, “you know, special” and she answered, “Um, yeah! She’s a special little dolly!” So now I don’t know if it’s supposed to look like it has Down syndrome or if it’s just kinda ugly. |
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DOUGHNUT HEAD
Another gift from Jim Krewson, who is not only a great artist, but the best gift-giver ever.
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DAD’S ’NAM ZIPPO
My dad got this when he was in the Navy during the Vietnam War. He had a girlfriend named Nippy in Bangkok.
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MOM’S PERIOD BOOK
My mom gave me this book when I got my period. It was hers from when she got her period. I was like, what’s a “sanitary belt”?
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JERRI BLANK
AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO
It says “Pee on me, lesbo.”
People go nuts when they see this in my house. |
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