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A few months ago I was keeping a huge, oozy garden slug in a jar along with a few daddy longlegs and some vegetation. One day I noticed the slug was secreting a heavy amount of bubbly slug slime/blood. I took a closer look and I found that it was being devoured by white, stringy maggots. As time passed the maggots grew into fruit flies, which escaped through ventilation holes in the top of the jar, leaving their husks behind. Also, the vegetation grew into a moldy slush. All that was left of the slug was a shriveled, grayish film stuck to the bottom of the jar.
Having not much use for the jar as it was, I decided to make some additions. The jar now contains:
• Strawberry Ensure, which gives it that lovely shade of pink
• The pure urine of a sweet young virgin
• Two used condoms found trampled on the streets of the Mission (415 PRIDE!!!)
• Squid intestines
• Generic brand lemon-scented ammonia
• Wood varnish
• A chunk of linty Old Spice roll-on deodorant, which is fused with the odors of my dad’s old man B.O
• Shaving cream
• Activated psyllium
I think that’s it for this one.
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