DOS & DON'TS

“Son, I admire how shitty you’ve been acting recently but if you really want to make it in this world you’ve got to get your priorities right and knuckle down if you want to be anywhere near as terribly fucking atrociously awful l as I am when you’re my age.” Comments/Enlarge | See all

OK, just so we're clear, you used a bike wheel to make a sidecar for your bike so you can carry a tiny, folded-up bike with you when you bike. Is this what happens when Germans take acid or just the world's most elaborate variation of "my girlfriend lives in Canada"? Comments/Enlarge | See all

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Kern Goes South

I just flew to Mexico City on almost no notice to do a casting. I was in and out in two days. It might seem like a long way to go to take pictures of naked girls, but it paid off in spades. I like doing that anyway—taking off and looking for models instead of having a bunch of go-sees come by my place while I get fat on the couch. Most photographers just take whatever girl the agencies send around. That’s why you see the same five girls in everyone else’s photos.

RICHARD KERN

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Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: just once, vice needs to put it’s boho pandering away and commission a pictorial on what all the real graff heads like: the thickness. all these pseudo model 70s throwback skinny minnies are for the white boys with money. plus you just need look to the nearest american apparel ad to satisfy this jones. shit for all the lifestyle leads the graffiti world has given vice, vice needs to give some back. can i get an amen?

	yseson, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: kinda boring if your dick (or clit) is in a coma. Bottom right reminds me of an ex to the point of wanting to find her math and give er a ring.

Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote: Kinda boring

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	saam rae, on Dec 2, 2008 wrote: you need to come to australia and take pictures of me.

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Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote: If you hate Vice and the photographers then don’t read it you dumb cunts

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