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They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment. Comments/Enlarge | See all


So far the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has done is convince an entire generation of unmarried uncles that it’s perfectly acceptable to dress like a member of a New Edition tribute band made up of guys on their first day out of rehab. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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Infiltrating a Hasidic Wedding



Berel is a Hasidic Jew who I always see hanging around at parties and stuff. I asked him what it’s like to be “of the people” and he invited me to go to a real-life Hasidic wedding with him. So we hopped in a car with a couple other Hasids and headed upstate. The other people in the car asked me tricky questions like, “Is Jesus son of God, or is he God?” and I didn’t have a satisfactory answer. I was especially unsure who the Holy Ghost was.

PATRICK O’DELL

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