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EAT SHITAnd Live to TellThere’s this wacky guy, Baby Blonde (he’s a Kiss fan btw), and he says he has tasted the four building blocks of nasty, Piss, Shit, Jizz, and Puke. He claims they really aren’t as disgusting as you might think. I got inspired by his stupidity, and decided I needed to do all that stuff too, just so I could agree or disagree with him. Hey, why don’t you try along with us! If you’re a little girl chicken I’ve made up a no fail alternative for you too. PISS Me: I had a lot of water today so it didn’t really have a strong taste or smell. I agree that it does have a dirty taste. PRETEND: Make warm Kool-Aid with salt instead of sugar. Use about half as much salt as there should be sugar.
Me: Two little tastes are okay. It’s like an egg, or school glue mixed out with water. Not salty. Kama Sutra has three types of semen, bull, horse, and hare. Bull is the smelliest and bitterest, and hare is the sweetest smelling and tasting. I tasted hare semen. PRETEND: Just take some Brie and melt it a bit in the microwave. Take it out and you got yourself a steaming hunk of cum.
Me: It has a real sour and acidic taste. I usually throw up every other week when I brush my teeth because I brush too far back and have a bad gag reflex. PRETEND: Mix a can of tuna fish with sour cream and pepper. You can dilute it with water to make the texture more authentic.
Me: I had it in my hand, and stood there for like five minutes before giving up. I chickened out. You get sick from eating poo anyway. PRETEND: Pottery clay or just red clay that is out in nature. Which is probably just ancient poo anyway. PATRICK CROTTY
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