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I’m starting to think that the septum ring and the surface piercings and the connector chains and the filthy camo shirt with Discharge patches holding together the shoulder are all pretty integral to the overall shaved-headed look. When you take them away you just sort of look like you’re on your way home from concentration camp. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Oh, now look what you’ve gone and done. You’ve made me put you in the DOs for pissing up against a dumpster like a little stray cat. You’re in biiiiig trouble, young lady. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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Getting Kicked in the Nuts

By Crazy Paul

Being kicked in the nuts isn’t as bad as everyone says it is. It’s all in the mind. You think it’s going to hurt and that’s what makes you sick. I mean, if someone really nails you and you feel your nut get squished like a bouncy grape then sure, you feel pretty nauseous but, for the most part, it’s just like getting kicked in the cushion. I don’t see what the big deal is.

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