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Getting Kicked in the Nuts



By Crazy Paul

Being kicked in the nuts isn’t as bad as everyone says it is. It’s all in the mind. You think it’s going to hurt and that’s what makes you sick. I mean, if someone really nails you and you feel your nut get squished like a bouncy grape then sure, you feel pretty nauseous but, for the most part, it’s just like getting kicked in the cushion. I don’t see what the big deal is.

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