By Crazy Paul

Being kicked in the nuts isn’t as bad as everyone says it is. It’s all in the mind. You think it’s going to hurt and that’s what makes you sick. I mean, if someone really nails you and you feel your nut get squished like a bouncy grape then sure, you feel pretty nauseous but, for the most part, it’s just like getting kicked in the cushion. I don’t see what the big deal is.

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Date: Dec 09 2006 08:50:26 PM Author: reguis mark ok i like girls and all but if they kick me in the balls i kill them!!! they says its all right that it's "nature" but its fucking not!!!! ZOMG! i wish girls had a weak part ..... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Now im not saying i dont like girls i just hate gettin fucking kicked there then it makes it seem like they're the dominant species ...when they're not ....even if they are fun to "play" with =P Subject: verg Date: Jul 25 2006 02:24:45 AM Author: James when i was 16 i was at my friends house alone with his 14 year old sister. she kept trying to pet my crotch and i always pushed her away. but then she quickly ripped my underwear off,(we were both in our undies cause of the hot weather), and she started licking my balls and cock. i just sat there enjoying it, when all of a sudden she took a huge bit out of my nut, and i screamed like a little girl. it was obvious she was a horny school girl, so i punished her by anal. boy..heheh...did she squirm like a baby.heh. Subject: squeezed testicles Date: Jul 02 2006 06:06:25 AM Author: ste was wrestling with my mates sister who was 15 and i was 17. was only messing about but she always went for my balls.Id been training that day and had my cup with me.I put it on and she was gutted that she couldn't do it anymore. However the little bitch managed to get her hand inside my jockstrap and cup and squeezed my testicles extremely hard. I felt like my world was coming to an end. Ill never forget the way she looked me in the eyes as she did it. I had to beg for her to let go. Her soft little hands round my rather large testicles broke me. I couldnt believe that a 15 year old girl was capable of that. However when she turned 16 she got my cock for the 1st time and i gave it her hard.she ws crying coz i was too big for her virgin pussy and stretched her to fuck. got my own back Subject: ooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww Date: May 31 2006 07:53:54 AM Author: tiago you have style!!!!! Subject: It hurts like crazy... Date: Mar 16 2006 01:27:58 PM Author: Anonymous Getting kicked in the balls was one of the most painful experiences I've ever felt...I've been kicked and kneed in the balls through various sports I've played...But, nothing hurts worse than a hard kick in the nuts from a girl...It's like she knows exactly where to kick...And after she gets you, you're down, and it's over...The last time I got kicked in the balls was a year ago by a girl,it was the worst one...I couldn't get up for a half an hour...That's all I gotta say about that... I'm out... Subject: Kick start Date: Feb 19 2006 11:29:39 AM Author: Sam Well, being kicked can actually be quite good, if the setting is right. My girlfriend has kicked me in my balls as foreplay some times. She is so beautiful and has long sexy legs. The good thing is that after being “kick started” I can keep it going for many hours! Subject: Simply a girl Date: Nov 29 2005 04:21:21 PM Author: Amy I'll never know how does it feels like. Can somebody describe me how it is? I'm a girl Subject: Wow Date: Nov 29 2005 04:14:40 PM Author: Rodrigo This is enough for me. My balls hurt when I see this video... Subject: Standing on balls and jumping Date: Oct 17 2005 08:03:51 PM Author: B. Taylor Is there any women out there that would like to stand and jump on a man's nude balls full weight? Squishing my balls under your bare feet? Email me: taylor050272@yahoo.com Subject: you forgot your balls Date: Oct 04 2005 12:31:17 PM Author: jesus mother me, you poor fool, did you not hear the loud speaker? all boys to check out six. you missed picking up your brain and your balls you silly little man. I have sent an agent to cut off your arms because your obviously not making the most of them either. punch the cunt that hits you there weather it hurts of not, dickhead Subject: glad to be female Date: Jul 11 2005 05:32:04 PM Author: leah I'm just proud of the fact that I'll never know what it's like to get kicked in the balls. Subject: Testicular Injuries Date: Jun 27 2005 08:05:32 PM Author: You're Nuts! When I was six, I had a testicular torsion. Even the name sounds painful, but it feels like you're being kicked in the junk from the inside out, non-stop. It's when the cords of your nuts get tangled in a knot, and it took surgery to fix it. Subject: Liars Date: Jun 17 2005 12:24:56 PM Author: Crazy Paul Yes this is me from the video. It does hurt when I get hit in the nuts, I just don't show my pain. If really want someone to suck your balls, just call Jenny. Jenny is the girl who was kicking me in the BALLS. She personally told me, she doesn't care how ugly you are, if you have a dick, she'll suck. her # is 318 623 0152 Subject: no balls Date: Jun 17 2005 12:21:46 PM Author: mewatson semone' if people can karate' chop you in the nuts, kick, punch, and sqeeze your balls, then u must not have any. Cuz i know that would kill my balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: start a new trend Date: Jun 04 2005 07:35:16 AM Author: pussykicker KICKIN THE BITCHES IN THE TWAT ..WHOA HA !! Subject: getting kicked below the belt Date: May 28 2005 01:07:40 PM Author: Coke is it IT HURTS! PAINFUL! If it DOESN't hurt your not a GUY! Subject: Scard of Spiders and gettin kick in nuts Date: May 28 2005 01:03:26 PM Author: Ron WeAsLey Comments: -------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ /> if i even tap my ballbag with a single digit i am floored.....AND WHEN I AM AT HOGWARTS! -------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ /> Subject: None Date: May 28 2005 12:46:36 PM Author: Hermione Granger fuck man. You know, im pretty sure that getting your balls knocked still hurts. No matter what. -------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ /> Subject: Getting kicked in the nuts by a nazi Date: May 08 2005 05:24:38 PM Author: Guy kicking paul in the nuts I wasn't laughing. That sucked when I got kicked in the nuts by a six foot neo-nazi. I didn't like that so much. That was also 7 years ago. -------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ /> Subject: Guy Kicking Paul in the nuts Date: May 08 2005 12:37:41 AM Author: Old Friends Hey guy kicking Paul in the nuts, do you remember when you got kicked in the nuts by a six foot five neo Nazi? I was there and I laughed my ass off too. You weren't laughing though. -------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ /> Subject: What there is to get Subject: 29d Date: May 28 2005 01:01:38 PM Author: HARRY POTTER if i even tap my ballbag with a single digit i am floored.....AND WHEN I AM AT HOGWARTS! Subject: None Date: May 28 2005 12:46:36 PM Author: Hermione Granger fuck man. You know, im pretty sure that getting your balls knocked still hurts. No matter what. Subject: Getting kicked in the nuts by a nazi Date: May 08 2005 05:24:38 PM Author: Guy kicking paul in the nuts I wasn't laughing. That sucked when I got kicked in the nuts by a six foot neo-nazi. I didn't like that so much. That was also 7 years ago. Subject: Guy Kicking Paul in the nuts Date: May 08 2005 12:37:41 AM Author: Old Friends Hey guy kicking Paul in the nuts, do you remember when you got kicked in the nuts by a six foot five neo Nazi? I was there and I laughed my ass off too. You weren't laughing though. Subject: What there is to get... Date: May 02 2005 01:09:02 PM Author: The Guy Kicking Paul In The Nuts. He is just a peculiar dude who eats bugs and puts turkeys on his penis. That is just who he is. He's also an artist so that says a bit too. Subject: To Each His Own.... Date: Apr 29 2005 01:07:10 AM Author: Dammit More power to him, I guess. I just don't GET it. Subject: Kicking Paul In The Nuts Date: Apr 27 2005 05:25:11 PM Author: The Guy Kicking Paul In The Nuts. My name is Scott. On 11/4/04, my birthday, me and strange mask girl kicked Paul in the nuts. Repeatedly. I may have kicked Paul in the nuts 100 times over hte years. Every single time I have kicked Paul, it has been real. He just got over the pain. He loves it for some reason. Paul gets more ass than you anyway. And me for that matter. Subject: Retaliation Date: Apr 27 2005 02:07:18 AM Author: Dammit I want to apologize ahead of time if anyone is offended by the following tone. It's basically honest, if anything. I swear upon all that is holy, if a woman ever hits me in the nuts out of malice or humor or anything else deliberate, I will track her down once I am able to move and I will unleash Hell upon her. Something gruesome and intensely personal. Exponential retaliation is mandatory--getting deliberately hit in the nuts is the male equivalent of r-a-p-e. If you let someone get away with it or blow it off, you're selling out not only yourself, but your entire gender. You're saying that your (and by association, all other guys') getting abused and violated is OK. Whatever the case, all bets are off by that point. That "men should never hit women" crap goes right out the window once a man's junk is assaulted. You do that on purpose, because you know it deeply hurts us in more than one sense. After that, there's no hiding behind your gender shield. Y'all can get endlessly beaten by the gender that evolved into the one equipped for violence. It's your funeral. It gives you equal rights....to be held accountable for once. I don't like sounding so high-and-mighty, but this sort of "humor" sickens me. So there, now that I've gotten all serious and ruined everyone's blog (sorry about that) I'll step down and try to be quiet. Subject: WEAK Date: Apr 21 2005 06:40:39 PM Author: OMG Those were weak kicks. Come to my house and do it. My # 8097551 Subject: none Date: Apr 20 2005 02:16:11 AM Author: cop puke That guy reminds me of a Ken doll or something, just an eeire, neutered nothingness where his fuckstick should be. Is this his claim to fame??. Fuck this guy!?? Subject: none Date: Apr 20 2005 02:11:35 AM Author: cop puke Who said just because people have been kick in the nuts before means it shouldn't be done again. Being kicked in the nuts is always funny. It's a fascinating human spectacle. Subject: Getting kicked bellow the belt Date: Apr 03 2005 09:32:14 PM Author: A boy It is only painful after a million kicks (u have an orgasm) then it stops hurting simultaneouly. I've kicked myself before. :) =0 Subject: Woman Date: Mar 31 2005 04:10:57 PM Author: Pedro (wiseguyspizza@yahoo.ca) If that woman ever comes to central Missouri, she can have her way with my balls. Subject: fuckers Date: Mar 31 2005 02:33:04 AM Author: jack I agree with nuts. Go fuck yourselfs and get kicked in the nuts, fags. Subject: kick nuts Date: Mar 31 2005 02:32:39 AM Author: nuts fuck you homos. You all need a good kick to the balls. Subject: nuts Date: Mar 30 2005 11:21:28 PM Author: millah that cat has got to have a cup on!!!! Subject: balls Date: Mar 21 2005 02:49:57 AM Author: big al nothing a little kodak courage won't do Subject: the tap Date: Mar 14 2005 11:20:16 PM Author: Sambo every male knows tha the dreaded "tap" of the balls hurts more than an actuall kick...its not full contact..its the quick tap that is killer Subject: mauricio Date: Mar 14 2005 06:11:14 AM Author: jmac c'mon dude, stick to the subject. We're talking about BALLS here. Subject: really think it does hurt Date: Mar 13 2005 08:07:26 AM Author: i i still remember vividly the feeling of having a soccer ball kicked in my nuts by the biggest guy in my year and not being able to tell whether my balls were on fire or bleeding or i was pissing my pants while every other cunt in sport thought it was hilarious. all i can say was the tears were real. Subject: nut-kicking IS funny Date: Mar 10 2005 03:57:07 PM Author: duzitickle as i am female, i find the swift kicking of balls hilarious.!! Subject: nut kicking is no joke. Date: Mar 04 2005 03:36:26 PM Author: sean pritchett one time i kicked a kid in the nuts and he had to go to the emergency room and have surgery immediatly. Subject: Testicular Fortitude Date: Mar 01 2005 08:26:21 AM Author: Awko I remember getting my nuts stomped on during a rugby game a few years back. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. They literally dragged me off the field, propped me into a chair, shoved a sponge (which had been sitting in a bucket of iced water) down my shorts and gave me a bucket in case I puked. Subject: a bet Date: Feb 27 2005 11:23:44 PM Author: jh i'd bet a good deal of money that he was wearing a cup. I bet they're all laughing right now thinking of all the people who watched these videos and went "shit, maybe he's right!" and then spent the next 10 minutes crying in a corner. Subject: pill poppin' Date: Feb 25 2005 03:15:51 PM Author: toronto copyboy got hit in the pills the other night playing hockey. the puck came right up under my cup. since i play goal, one might think this sort of thing should happen often, but it's been about 10 years since fric and frac got a good smack. the pain was intense enough to remind me that i'm alive. Subject: funny story Date: Feb 25 2005 01:04:51 AM Author: milky white i experienced a ball breaking recently. it was shocking. i forgot how serious that can be. i was scared to pee afterwards. thinking it was going to be blood pee. how could it not be? with all the pain. whats funny about it was the first thing i said before "ouch" was "i havent been hit in the balls in so long." then the pain sat for a while in my lower stomach and down my leg. such a familiar pain. i hate it. Subject: Girl's genitals Date: Feb 24 2005 11:11:10 PM Author: Coke is it I'm sure it's pretty damn painful for a girl to take a direct hit to her hoo-ha, but I will never ever be able to imagine what it feels like to squeeze out a squirming, wailing, slimey, purple 9 pound baby. Being male and having put my willy in there I am awe struck that babies come out of there. I guess the closest I could ever get to understanding that feeling is when I have an extra large bowel movement....you know...the kind that hurts your anus as it slowly slides out, but that's only a turd we're talking about. Anyway, getting hit in the testicles with brute force is enough pain for me. Subject: Girl's genitals Date: Feb 24 2005 11:11:10 PM Author: Coke is it I'm sure it's pretty damn painful for a girl to take a direct hit to her hoo-ha, but I will never ever be able to imagine what it feels like to squeeze out a squirming, wailing, slimey, purple 9 pound baby. Being male and having put my willy in there I am awe struck that babies come out of there. I guess the closest I could ever get to understanding that feeling is when I have an extra large bowel movement....you know...the kind that hurts your anus as it slowly slides out, but that's only a turd we're talking about. Anyway, getting hit in the testicles with brute force is enough pain for me. Subject: Passed out on the playground Date: Feb 24 2005 08:58:02 PM Author: Girl with a pussy Yeah, in 4th grade I had a crush on the most thugged out 5th grader around, so I kicked him in the nuts to show him how serious I was about my love. When he threatened to kick me back, I screamed "go ahead, it doesn't hurt girls." I wish someone would have told me that just because I didn't have a wiener, didn't mean my genitals were invincible. Catholic school offers quality education. Sometimes it burns when i pee. Subject: Nam Stories Date: Feb 23 2005 12:55:35 AM Author: Coke is it Yeah...Once in 7th grade gym we were playing a soccer drill where two lines form at either goal post, and two other lines form at the top of the penalty box. So I stood first in line on one of the posts waiting for the next scrimmage. A two on two was being contested before me. I watched cautiously. Then a friend stepped next to me. I turned my head toward him. In doing so I lost sight of the hardest soccer ball known to man...The infamous Coke Is It ball. It was a mortal mistake for which God reckoned his punishment. In that instant of impact I felt my two testicles flatten out against my thigh as if being smashed into hamburgers. Directly after impact a pain swept throughout my entire reproductive and digestive regions. A pain which made my vision blur and my breath escape me. I felt heaves of vomit swirling in my gut. The pain evolved into an unbearable ache which pulsed out from my pulverised loins. A crowd had gathered as I braced myself for an eruption of puke. Girls giggled. Many of the boys stood in silence, while other cracked uncertain grins. As I dry heaved for the last time the crowd had lost interest and left me to be alone with my pain and humiliation. It would take all day for the pulsing ache to fade away. Blood was in my urine. Getting hit in the nuts hard enough is one of the most painful experiences I know to exist. That was my Nam story. Was anybody else in the shit??? Subject: s Date: Feb 23 2005 12:52:36 AM Author: o what a crack of shet. Subject: has paul ever puked? Date: Feb 22 2005 08:52:11 PM Author: matt ellis that was sweet but I was looking for real pain. It's too bad Paul is super human. I would've liked to see a before/after as well cause I'm a pervert. Hey how come the punches did more than the kicks? I bet I could make Paul cry. Subject: attention Date: Feb 22 2005 07:39:54 PM Author: max this is like the attention guy from 8th grade you guys talk about. Wasn't he a "don't" a few times? Subject: wtf Date: Feb 19 2005 05:24:11 PM Author: the codester dude - that was weak. how do we know the guy wasn't wearing a cup or somethin'? Subject: uhh Date: Feb 16 2005 12:51:19 PM Author: zombieone these guys kick like girls Subject: God Date: Feb 15 2005 11:54:59 AM Author: el valentino Ever been kicked in the nuts so hard you threw up and thought your intestines were going to explode from your abdominal cavity? God made that feeling, and you assholes are diminishing Gods work. May God have mercy on your souls. Subject: BITCH Date: Feb 15 2005 02:23:57 AM Author: 3507321C IF IT DOESN'T HURT YOU YOU HAVE NO BALLS ! Subject: Getting kicked in the Nuts Date: Feb 14 2005 07:02:22 PM Author: MikeSnake That CAN'T be good for Crazy Paul! Subject: testicls donated for science? Date: Feb 14 2005 01:55:29 AM Author: nathan simpson i think that man has no balls Subject: Hot!!!!!! Date: Feb 13 2005 07:08:40 PM Author: Hot Chick From Nebraska That shit is so hot!! I am wet. Cosby sweater guy kissing crazy Paul is sooooo hot. I would love to fuck all of them at the same time. Hotttttttttttt! lol Subject: Brutus' kisses Date: Feb 13 2005 03:18:22 PM Author: TP Big Dude in the Cosby sweater...did he kiss the nut-sack guy on the cheek in the last frame? It was terribly awkward. Too nervous. Do over! Subject: I WAS TRYING TO BE CLEVER... Date: Feb 13 2005 02:51:04 PM Author: I DON'T REALLY LOVE LOADED I'm thinking maybe its a different 'crazy' Paul, if so sorry for being a sarcastic prick before, K. Subject: I LOVE LOADED Date: Feb 13 2005 02:45:54 PM Author: LOADED READER HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, Nice one paul my son! i'll get em' in, Where are all the pictures of the birds? Subject: uh Date: Feb 13 2005 01:09:08 AM Author: dude hey remember when the people on jackass did this 5 years ago? Subject: lame Date: Feb 12 2005 08:34:16 PM Author: nat jeezus, those were some weak ass kicks and punches. i thought i was watching a joke. the kickers look like they are moving in slow motion, fuck. Subject: Fuck dude. Date: Feb 12 2005 03:49:25 PM Author: Bean fuck man. You know, im pretty sure that getting your balls knocked still hurts. No matter what. Subject: zorro Date: Feb 12 2005 12:15:31 AM Author: jones why was the girl blocking her identity,should i worry about any super-villian chicks running down the street kicking guys in there nuts? Subject: WTF Date: Feb 11 2005 06:59:21 PM Author: Ryan WTF that guy is stupid for taking that shit! If that was me I would have killed them all! Subject: Pain Date: Feb 11 2005 10:53:08 AM Author: Man This shit is insane. Getting kicked in the balls is a very big, shitty deal. This guy has lil bitch-nuts or something. Subject: sdflkjsdalfk Date: Feb 10 2005 09:48:11 PM Author: jl;kj;lkafs if i even tap my ballbag with a single digit i am floored Subject: titties Date: Feb 10 2005 07:47:49 PM Author: mauricio anturiano damn i really want to see that girls tits. her shirt makes them look soooo awesome. Subject: what's with this guy Date: Feb 10 2005 07:18:52 PM Author: john stonson those are the weakest fucking kicks i have ever seen. and girl's parody karate punches look like they couldn't crack an egg.