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How to be a Prick With Women Spoken and Written by Gary Brodsky OK, here you got your basics. Gary tells us (literally—it's a spoken-word CD) how getting laid is all about being a prick and being a prick is all about "Not getting caught up in their ‘he said, she said' bullshit."

Total Confidence With Women Spoken and Written by Gary Brodsky On this collection of CDs, Gary gets down to brass tacks. In a nutshell: Women love confidence. If you want to get laid, don't be a loser. Be an amazing guy.

Methods and Tactics to Seduce Women Spoken and Written by Gary Brodsky This spoken CD spans the Brodsky gamut. Everything from being a prick to being charming is covered here, so sit back and learn everything there is to know.

Methods and Tactics to Dominate Women Spoken and Written by Gary Brodsky Ahem, so yeah, if Methods and Tactics to Seduce Women and Conquering Women still left some questions unanswered, we can't say enough about Methods and Tactics to Dominate Women. It's got basically, like, EVERYTHING the other four CDs passed over too quickly.

Conquering Women Spoken and Written by Gary Brodsky Everything that isn't covered in the first three CDs gets taken care of here. Getting the woman of your dreams is all about control. You have to dominate. Remember, this is the guy who also wrote The Castration of the American Male and The Art of Getting Even. The guy knows guys.

Meet, Pick-Up and Seduce Women Automatically: Automatic Seduction Spoken and Written by Gary Brodsky Are you having trouble meeting the woman of your dreams? Do you fumble your words and make an ass of yourself trying to get a woman into bed? Does it take forever to even get a sympathy kiss? Well, in Meet, Pick-Up and Seduce Women Automatically: Automatic Seduction, you are told exactly how to get into a woman's pants in a quick and painless manner. No bullshit.

Fast Seduction Spoken and Written by Gary Brodsky Finally, a spoken word CD that breaks down exactly how to be a prick with total confidence by giving you methods and tactics about seducing women and conquering women and even dominating women automatically and fast. With the exception of maybe four or five others, this CD is all you need to do the things we said last sentence.

How to Dominate Women Gary Brodsky GB Media Inc. If you don't have the time to spare for the Methods and Tactics to Dominate Women CD, you might want to check out How to Dominate Women. It really gets into the dominating-women thing, and after 163 pages of "take control take control," you start to realize a great way to get laid is to dominate women.

Charm the Pants Off of Any Woman Gary Brodsky GB Media Inc. After reading a lot of Gary's shit, you start to THINK you see some contradictions. In this book, we're told never to criticize a woman. In another one, we were supposed to tell them about anything they do that annoys us (and tell them how to fix it, too). If you think you've found some contradictions, know this: You are an amateur. You probably only read five of his books. Dude, you need to really get into this to know what you're talking about.

How to Pick Up Strippers Gary Brodsky GB Media Inc. Remember, "to these malicious, twisted bitches, it's just simply too much fun breaking guys' backs and then leaving them to die in the gutter." Do not give them a dime! In this snappy 145-page tome, we learn how to get any stripper we want for free. This book seems so far from his original themes, it's hard to believe we're dealing with the Brodmeister. Click here for Vice's take on this pressing matter.

The Fool Proof Guide to Picking up Women Gary Brodsky GB Media Inc. Wow. After nine CDs and three books, I thought I know what time it was…WRONG! Getting laid is about a lot of different things, but apparently you also need a list of pick-up tips on top of the previous tips to really hone in on your target. Chapters like "Girls Don't Look Twice at a Guy Who Is Nice" may seem to resemble the How to Be a Prick With Women CD really fucking closely, but have a second look. Did the Prick CD include "If you think watching a Three Stooges Marathon should take precedence over a black-tie dinner with her boss, she's going to have to attend the affair by herself"? No, it didn't. Come on, guys. You need all the facts.

Get Any Woman to Do Anything Gary Brodsky GB Media Inc. Jesus fucking Christ, another one? That's five books and nine CDs all about the same goddamn motherfucking thing. What is the matter with you? Why are you still reading these? What are you, a fucking burn victim? Fuck! Go get a prostitute or something.

How to Use Black Magic to Get Women Gary Brodsky GB Media Inc. Double-yewe tee eff?! Now we're using black magic? Now we have to go to hell to get laid? In this, the final chapter of the encyclopedia of getting laid, Gary has us pulling out "the red candles" and covering ourselves with "Do As I Say oil" (I swear on my mother's life, I'm not kidding). I am totally speechless. Goodbye.

ALL REVIEWS BY CLINT MAGNET Go to Garybrodsky.com for more (there's probably twice as much by now). Update: Holy shit, I just checked, and there is! Add /cdset_prick.html to the URL, and you can hear MP3s of him telling you how to be a prick.

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