LITERARYHow to be a Prick With Women, Total Confidence With Women, Methods and Tactics to Seduce Women, Methods and Tactics to Dominate Women, Conquering Women
 How to be a Prick With Women
Spoken and Written by
Gary Brodsky
OK, here you got your basics. Gary tells us (literally—it's a spoken-word CD) how getting laid is all about being a prick and being a prick is all about "Not getting caught up in their ‘he said, she said' bullshit." |
 Total Confidence With Women
Spoken and Written by
Gary Brodsky
On this collection of CDs, Gary gets down to brass tacks. In a nutshell: Women love confidence. If you want to get laid, don't be a loser. Be an amazing guy. |
 Methods and Tactics to Seduce Women
Spoken and Written by
Gary Brodsky
This spoken CD spans the Brodsky gamut. Everything from being a prick to being charming is covered here, so sit back and learn everything there is to know. |
 Methods and Tactics to Dominate Women
Spoken and Written by
Gary Brodsky
Ahem, so yeah, if Methods and Tactics to Seduce Women and Conquering Women still left some questions unanswered, we can't say enough about Methods and Tactics to Dominate Women. It's got basically, like, EVERYTHING the other four CDs passed over too quickly. |
 Conquering Women
Spoken and Written by
Gary Brodsky
Everything that isn't covered in the first three CDs gets taken care of here. Getting the woman of your dreams is all about control. You have to dominate. Remember, this is the guy who also wrote The Castration of the American Male and The Art of Getting Even. The guy knows guys. |
 Meet, Pick-Up and Seduce Women Automatically: Automatic Seduction
Spoken and Written by
Gary Brodsky
Are you having trouble meeting the woman of your dreams? Do you fumble your words and make an ass of yourself trying to get a woman into bed? Does it take forever to even get a sympathy kiss? Well, in Meet, Pick-Up and Seduce Women Automatically: Automatic Seduction, you are told exactly how to get into a woman's pants in a quick and painless manner. No bullshit.
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 Fast Seduction
Spoken and Written by
Gary Brodsky
Finally, a spoken word CD that breaks down exactly how to be a prick with total confidence by giving you methods and tactics about seducing women and conquering women and even dominating women automatically and fast. With the exception of maybe four or five others, this CD is all you need to do the things we said last sentence.
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 How to Dominate Women
Gary Brodsky
GB Media Inc.
If you don't have the time to spare for the Methods and Tactics to Dominate Women CD, you might want to check out How to Dominate Women. It really gets into the dominating-women thing, and after 163 pages of "take control take control," you start to realize a great way to get laid is to dominate women. |
 Charm the Pants Off of Any Woman
Gary Brodsky
GB Media Inc.
After reading a lot of Gary's shit, you start to THINK you see some contradictions. In this book, we're told never to criticize a woman. In another one, we were supposed to tell them about anything they do that annoys us (and tell them how to fix it, too). If you think you've found some contradictions, know this: You are an amateur. You probably only read five of his books. Dude, you need to really get into this to know what you're talking about. |
 How to Pick Up Strippers
Gary Brodsky
GB Media Inc.
Remember, "to these malicious, twisted bitches, it's just simply too much fun breaking guys' backs and then leaving them to die in the gutter." Do not give them a dime! In this snappy 145-page tome, we learn how to get any stripper we want for free. This book seems so far from his original themes, it's hard to believe we're dealing with the Brodmeister. Click here for Vice's take on this pressing matter. |
 The Fool Proof Guide to Picking up Women
Gary Brodsky
GB Media Inc.
Wow. After nine CDs and three books, I thought I know what time it was…WRONG! Getting laid is about a lot of different things, but apparently you also need a list of pick-up tips on top of the previous tips to really hone in on your target. Chapters like "Girls Don't Look Twice at a Guy Who Is Nice" may seem to resemble the How to Be a Prick With Women CD really fucking closely, but have a second look. Did the Prick CD include "If you think watching a Three Stooges Marathon should take precedence over a black-tie dinner with her boss, she's going to have to attend the affair by herself"? No, it didn't. Come on, guys. You need all the facts.
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 Get Any Woman to Do Anything
Gary Brodsky
GB Media Inc.
Jesus fucking Christ, another one? That's five books and nine CDs all about the same goddamn motherfucking thing. What is the matter with you? Why are you still reading these? What are you, a fucking burn victim? Fuck! Go get a prostitute or something. |
 How to Use Black Magic to Get Women
Gary Brodsky
GB Media Inc.
Double-yewe tee eff?! Now we're using black magic? Now we have to go to hell to get laid? In this, the final chapter of the encyclopedia of getting laid, Gary has us pulling out "the red candles" and covering ourselves with "Do As I Say oil" (I swear on my mother's life, I'm not kidding). I am totally speechless. Goodbye.
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SEE ALL ARTICLES BY THIS CONTRIBUTORCOMMENTS
Subject: Gary gave me words of wisdom
Date: Sep 21 2005 01:03:08 AM
Author: RTG
a comment made to me in a personal phone call to Gary Brodsky I think everyone should hear and share. GOD CREATED MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE- THIS IMAGE IS NOT WHAT WE SEE TODAY
Subject: sorry
Date: Jul 13 2005 10:40:35 AM
Author: q
Hell, no. who knows, it might work in future? I might be doing something wrong. all im asking here is help to make it work.
Subject: black magic
Date: Jul 07 2005 11:33:35 PM
Author: Pygalgia
q, you said it dosent work---would you be willing to sell your used copy?
Subject: Huh...
Date: Jul 06 2005 01:13:14 AM
Author: q
Bought Brodsky's book on Black Magic, but it doesn't seem to work. Can Pen Head tell me how many times you have to do something before it works? I think the comment on it all being psychology's correct. My view is, if the one book/CD (esp. Black Magic) works, then the rest probably do. Though I gotta tell ya, been reading some things on the Net lately about how he's so fake and all, but never from guys who actually tried things methodically - if they tried at all. "the world's not only stranger than we suppose, but stranger than we can suppose" is all im saying.
Subject: his CD's work
Date: May 13 2005 02:46:38 AM
Author: Kennith
Gary's CD's work-end of story
Subject: close mindedness
Date: May 10 2005 03:06:31 PM
Author: gladiator
ihave one of gary s books and let me tellyou the man knows exactly what hes talking about.ithink any out there whos sceptic is just a jealous closed minded hipocritical .
Subject: Gary's CD's
Date: Mar 28 2005 01:04:23 PM
Author: Robert Wells
you want pussy, buy Gary's stuff!!!
Subject: The British Male
Date: Mar 20 2005 01:09:07 AM
Author: California Dreamin
I hear you're all fags is that true? You don't want pussy....you want another kinda lovin?
Subject: gary's CD's
Date: Mar 16 2005 02:53:26 PM
Author: ronald
Gary rules
Subject: new meme
Date: Mar 08 2005 10:33:53 AM
Author: MBV
I've got an idea. Why don't we start a new pop-culture slang term- "Brodsky". It will describe all those meatheads who want to go "cruisin' for pussy" and "hook-up". So it'll be like:
MBV- So, you wanna go check out that new pub down the street?
YOU- Nah, Hannah went down last week and said there was just a bunch of Brodskys down there.
Subject: Gary Glitter
Date: Mar 07 2005 04:40:40 PM
Author: Martin Van Buren
Hey kids, it's me "Dickrod Gary". Just here to tell you the true secret to getting women...oh hell, who am I kidding? The last pussy I touched was my mom's when I slid out of her...my life is a sham.
Subject: About the author:
Date: Mar 06 2005 07:57:55 PM
Author: Johnny D
This guy couldn't get a BJ from an obese woman if his dick was a twinkie.
Check his fake posts/plugs...What a gimp.
Subject: mbv
Date: Mar 04 2005 04:14:14 PM
Author: provo
Provo is where i live. What are you a maggot? You call him filthy you are a total pig.
Subject: "provo Gary"
Date: Mar 04 2005 12:43:48 PM
Author: mbv
HAHA! Did I touch a nerve Gary? Why don't you write more fake testimonials for us to read. We are all laughing our asses off at the thought of you, your combover, your pockmarked face, and your tiny dick that smells like baby powder trying to get ANY woman!HAHAHAHA!
Subject: garybrodsky
Date: Mar 03 2005 04:48:33 PM
Author: provo
i think you need to be chemically castrated. these are just books. you must have read them and spent money on them. so who are you to talk. take lots of showers??
Subject: *shudder*
Date: Mar 03 2005 12:26:00 PM
Author: mbv
every post that recommends buying this assgarbage was written by "littledink Gary" himself. what a complete fuckwad loser. i feel the need to shower after reading this shit. can we get the courts to chemically castrate this prick? they do it with child molesters and i think Gary is in the same league. fuck you "Gary Gary quite contrary, shave your pussy, it's too damn hairy!"
Subject: gary brodsky
Date: Mar 03 2005 03:42:05 AM
Author: sam
sorry i posted it wrong. Gary's books help those who are self conscious or just plain weary of rejection when they are trying to find a woman. But his lectures are funny and enjoyable. Believe or not they are packed with information.
Subject: previous post
Date: Mar 03 2005 03:33:47 AM
Author: susanne
are you gary or sam? your posting confused me.
Subject: sam
Date: Mar 03 2005 02:15:05 AM
Author: Gary Brodky
I saw Gary Brodsky at a live siminar. Boy did I get my moneys worth. Besides the knowledge I got, I saw him kick a big guys butt, who was annoying him. Pick up one of the few women in the audience and gave us all cigars and cigarette's and got us all throw out of the building, DAMN it was great!!
Subject: an ignorant overweight american
Date: Mar 02 2005 03:35:58 PM
Author: sir franklin
"puritanical American's"...edward r u phuckin kidding me...although it has been fashionable as of late for u english bastards to mock us why wouldn't u use something that was at least remotely valid...like...i don't know...the fat thing u guys always like to bring up...or how stupid we r...come on man...u can do better...
Subject: CD's
Date: Mar 02 2005 01:58:45 AM
Author: Gary
Gary's voice sounds great, I was listining to Ross Jeffries- My mistake
Subject: CD's
Date: Mar 01 2005 07:42:10 PM
Author: Gary
His voice sounds like he is holding his nose shut with his fingers, who could listen to him for more than 5 minutes.
Subject: puts the bro in brodsky
Date: Feb 28 2005 08:43:39 PM
Author: Chad Petersbergson III
i got one of those books about picking up women all auto matic like. i am i womens' pants all the time. without even meaning to. i would really like to get back into my own pants for awhile. need groceries
Subject: Brodsky Books
Date: Feb 27 2005 03:00:52 PM
Author: Pen Head
Save time and money just get the one on Black Magic. It worked for me.
Subject: A book for Charles
Date: Feb 26 2005 03:49:52 AM
Author: FreedomKnickers
I raise my pint of Guinness and toast Camilla, as she is now officially and formally betrothed. Now, let us all sing, 'Rule Britannia!' Now Mr Brodsky can assist the Prince in writing a book "How to marry your whore."
Another brilliant opportunity to encourage those people who find this union the most stupid and lame thing they have ever heard - to contact Citizens for a Canadian Republic, The Australian Republican Movement, The New Zealand Republican Movement, or the British Republic Campaign and contribute either through membership or donation.
http://www.republic.org.uk/ http://www.republic.org.au/ http://www.republic.org.nz/ http://www.canadian-republic.ca/
Subject: Pick-Up Books
Date: Feb 26 2005 02:58:38 AM
Author: Edward
Oh PLEASE! Prince Charles could have any woman he wanted. Camilla P.B. wasn't always ugly, she just hasn't aged well. He deserves private happiness that he didn't find with Diana, for all her beauty she was pretty crazy and manipulative. He should have read these books before he married his first wife. It is so easy for puritanical American's to judge, tend to your own country.
Subject: Brodsky Books
Date: Feb 26 2005 01:46:20 AM
Author: LitMaven
I really think the brits should buy this and learn a little. If your Prince of Wales is an example of english men. Maybe you could send him these books so he can get someone besies the ugliest woman in the world to marry him.
Subject: The Books
Date: Feb 25 2005 08:36:54 PM
Author: James
I really enjoy Gary's book's i find them entertaining and interesting. There are many men out there who lack the confidence to try to meet a woman. I think this is valuable information. Now all need to learn is how to keep one.
Subject: gary brodsky
Date: Feb 26 2005 01:20:20 AM
Author: phil
gary speaks of something that we all need not forget FREEDOM
Subject: THE REAL GARY BRODSKY
Date: Feb 25 2005 12:22:24 AM
Author: the real GARY BRODSKY
ONLY A FOOL WOULD DARE USE MY NAME IN A NASTY WAY-HOPE YOU KNOW WHERE TO HIDE. AND ONLY A MAGAZINE THAT DOSEN'T KNOW HOW TO CALL BACK TO SELL AN AD WOULD CLAIM TO BE ME.
Subject: I'm a virgin
Date: Feb 24 2005 03:09:48 PM
Author: Gary Brodsky
I have never even really held hands with a girl. Also, (if it wasn't already fucking obvious) I wrote the last few comments myself in a pathetic attempt to raise some cash to buy crack. Next time I'll think about actually paying Vice to advertise.
I am a pathetic half man with a deformed penis.
Subject: pussywhipping
Date: Feb 23 2005 01:35:52 AM
Author: tony
i was a pussy whipped jerk and didn't know it till i heard Gary's CDs. Now i have my own life and enjoy being a man again. I am my own king and women are not going to rule me anymore. What a life changer. Every man should buy this. You wont beleive how many mens lives are destroyed by letting women run and ruin their lives. not me.
Subject: wow
Date: Feb 22 2005 11:07:35 AM
Author: Rebecca
I have ordered Total Confidence with women as a joke, just to see what a guy would have to say about how men can become confident. It was anything but a joke when I started listening to it. Gary's brilliant and every guy should take his advice. There will be thousands of more satisfied women in the world if they toughened up a little and become more like Gary!!! Thanks Gary-
Your biggest fan
Subject: Yes its True
Date: Feb 22 2005 07:14:36 AM
Author: A Female Fan
I've read a few of Gary's books. I wish all men would follow his advice. Women want little else than to feel the love of a confident man, not Wimpy Limpy. Go Gary!!!
Subject: Gary's books
Date: Feb 22 2005 12:51:37 AM
Author: Darren
What can I say. I got one as a gift and laughed..until I read it and damn!!! Have more women wanting me now than I have in my whole life. I am 34 now.
Gary you ARE THE MAN!
Subject: girls
Date: Feb 21 2005 11:43:44 PM
Author: Personal Friend of Gary's
I have been a friend and fan of Gary since i was a teenager. I have seen Gary lay every girl in the neighborhood and many famous models and actresses. he has been my hero and still is. I am honored that he has accepted me as a private client. He is a certified genius, anyone who says different never heard his CD's or read his books.
Subject: Gary
Date: Feb 21 2005 11:48:42 PM
Author: Susanne
He has a HOT Body how do i get in touch with him?
Subject: The Books are amazing
Date: Feb 21 2005 11:37:45 PM
Author: Michael
If you read these books you realize that it changes your way of thinking it's all psychology and self empowerment!
Subject: yes
Date: Feb 21 2005 11:43:05 PM
Author: Frank Morelli
My life is so full of women I think Mr.Brodsky's stuff is the only stuff that works , all the other guys who sell stuff like this are wimps. Gary is the man.
Subject: Gary Brodsky
Date: Feb 21 2005 11:37:22 PM
Author: Loreena D
I one of the sexiest riverdances around and Gary's stuff worked on me. I think about him all the time.
Subject: gary brodsky
Date: Feb 21 2005 11:30:36 PM
Author: kathy
Gary says THANKS!!! For the free advertisement. I am a model who had sex with Gary and this stuff works!
Subject: Vice's guide to f*ing a stripper
Date: Feb 16 2005 12:46:15 PM
Author: Banister J. Fieldhouse III
I think in spite of all the hard work you put into explaining how it is one goes about f ucking a stripper - you forgot to ask SHOULD one f uck a stripper. I mean, tell me again why I'm trying to lure a drug-fiend, used-up, creepy critter infested hole back to my place to steal my shit and leave crabs on my nuts. I mean is it because she'll be so freaky that I can put my thumb in her ass? No thanks. My advice, do the drugs go to your niegborhood bar and pull out a solid 6. That's right. She's cutish most likely desperate (you're high so who cares)and that means you can do extra wierd shit with her that say, an 8, wouldn't allow.
Subject: knaglkda
Date: Feb 15 2005 05:38:09 PM
Author: skdglkd
uhhh...yeah. what a waste of life.
Subject: Money better spent on drugs
Date: Feb 15 2005 04:19:58 AM
Author: 39
Can you imagine if you brought a chick home and you went to piss and she went through your cds and she found these cds? I bet when you got out, she'd be long gone.
Subject: Lies!
Date: Feb 14 2005 12:21:32 PM
Author: me
It's not confidence, it's not charm, it's all about HEIGHT. Ugly, boring, stupid, badly dressed, long-haired idiots who are TALL get girls. Being tall is the male equivalent of big tits. Only a million times more effective. Also being a tall, TRENDY wanker helps. And talking in that gay question intonation way like Moby. I'm buying stilts.
Subject: I know
Date: Feb 14 2005 11:47:29 AM
Author: The Wizard
I know how to pick up broads....With a really sharp gaff.
Subject: lack thereof
Date: Feb 13 2005 07:27:42 PM
Author: common sense
So apparently one can have a personal consultation with Gary for a measly $80/hour. After reading the following, I was convinced. "I teach seduction and domination techniques that make men say "I should have known that!" and make women say "Take me home with you!" 95% of all women are getting laid by 5% of all men. I will put you right into that 5%. I stand behind my techniques 100%. I stand behind my readers 100%. Remember it's not the money, it's the man."
Pure insanity.
Subject: who needs lines when you've got puppets?
Date: Feb 13 2005 10:15:13 AM
Author: Hanae
Oh man, that hand puppets article is great. I'm only afraid that everyone will start doing it and some of the magic will be lost.
Subject:
Date: Feb 12 2005 11:22:15 PM
Author: taylor
wow, so all those feminists were wrong! Subjugation is the way it was meant to be!
Subject: black magis vs. puppets
Date: Feb 12 2005 10:11:33 PM
Author: katelou
mr brodsky has some pretty sharp ideas on how to pick-up chicks...personally though, i find don diebel's advice to be much more useful and well...effective.
here's an article on how to pick up chicks using hand puppets: http://www.enotalone.com/article/58.html
oh man...good times. good times.
Subject: SAD
Date: Feb 11 2005 06:07:00 PM
Author: 3507321C
IF YOU HAVE EVER ACTUALLY BOUGHT OR LISTENED TO ONE OF THESE YOU CLEARLY NEED TO HIT YOUR DICK WITH A HAMMER........REPEATEDLY.
Subject: Umm...
Date: Feb 11 2005 04:14:38 PM
Author: Live Evil
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Subject: Absolutely!
Date: Feb 11 2005 12:08:34 PM
Author: Chad Petersbergson IV
It's all true. I own every one of these guides, and boy do I have a tough time sorting through all of the trim that comes my way.
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