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Cover photo by Terry Richardson
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 YO! WHAT IS UP?The Sex IssueLauren, a 26-year-old from Long Island, is New York City's youngest madam. She rents out girls-mostly models who aren't going to make it-to Wall Streeters who are too busy, lazy, or drunk to pick up girls that might actually like them.
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  DEAR DIARYMake-out list: 1990-1997Because this is the Sex Issue, I decided I would copy down my "sex" list. It's actually more of a make-out list because I only had sex with that last person. The asterixes are for bases.
* means first base, ** means second and/or sloppy second,
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 FRANKLY SPEAKINGFuck SexWhen I was 11 years old, I was alone in the house when the phone rang. It was a stranger's voice, an adult man. He said he could see me through the window. He asked me how old I was and what was going on. Then he told me to go to the refrigerator, get out a ho...READ MORE | |
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 DOS & DON'TSIt's wrong to judge gays. You don't know what they go through. It's like, just because you've taken a big shit once or twice doesn't mean you know what it's like to have a big black cock go in and out of your behind. If you really want to know what's going on ...READ MORE | |
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 HOT MUSLIM TWAT...Finally!Pornography exists everywhere, of course, but when it comes into societies in which it's difficult for young men and women to get together and do what young men and women often like doing, it satisfies a more general need...While doing so, it sometimes beco...READ MORE | |
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 ME SO HORNYCan You Say "BJ" in Iraqi?Let's just put it this way...a friend of a friend of a buddy of a pal of ours is a soldier in Iraq. He is utterly in the thick of it. "In the shit," as they say. We can't tell you his name or what branch he's with, but we can show you his photographs. Since th...READ MORE | |
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 GROSS JARThe saga of the second Gross Jar continued this month with the addition of a load of semen.
A Vice staffer, asking to remain anonymous, took one for the team by retrieving the Gross Jar from the windowsill out back, taking it to the bathroom, and unsc...READ MORE | |
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 LANDING A MANWhat Do You Do?Interviews by Melissa Burgos and Pegah Farahmand Photos by Tim Barber
Jillian: "I drink four vodka on the rocks and start dancing on the bar. It works every time. I'm just naturally magnetic."
Miho: "I can't explain. I am stylish. Drinking. I...READ MORE | |
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 I'M DYING OVER HEREMy body is my temple, though others now might refer to me as "damaged goods" due to my fight with cancer and the treatments and surgeries I've endured. I am undesirable to some because my body looks like a road map of the US. Others want to fuck me because the...READ MORE | |
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 SPECIAL PULL-OUT POSTER:The way you get a girl is to say, 'No problem.' Everything, no problem," says a Russian mobster named Peter that's sitting next to me at dinner. "If they late then you just have a drink alone. When they show up you say, 'Hey, don't worry about it.' And you go ...READ MORE | |
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 I WANT MY DVDSThe White Stripes: Live Under Blackpool Lights, Slayer - Still Reigning: Reign in Blood, Practice Hours, Risky Roadz...READ MORE | |
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 GAYS OR GIRLS?Slobbing the Knob for ScienceMen have simple sexual needs. They want to cum. That's about it. They might sometimes cum in ways that they think are inventive, like on your face or your tits, but it all comes down to the same end: a squirt of some white ropy stuff followed by a brief Xanax-...READ MORE | |
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 LITERARYBook Reviews - The Sex IssueHow to be a Prick With Women, Total Confidence With Women, Methods and Tactics to Seduce Women, Methods and Tactics to Dominate Women, Conquering Women, Meet, Pick-Up and Seduce Women Automatically: Automatic Seduction, Fast Seduction, How to Dominate Women, C...READ MORE | |
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 DIRTY PIRATESHigh on Fire Gives You the Web-EyeOne time, as an "experiment," I put a personal ad on Nerve.com. (I know, I know.) One of the profile questions is "What music puts you 'in the mood'." I answered stoner metal, duh. The best response came from a lawyer whose favorite movie was Secretary. In his...READ MORE | |
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 POCKETS DUMB FATDude named Crazy Crook calls into Hot 97's "Street Soldiers" the other night, when they've got a special show devoted to gangs and hip-hop. "All these niggas out there banging in these rap videos," he wondered, "I just wanna know: Is they real with it?" Nice m...READ MORE | |
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 FACKING CANTSSex Education With Plan BI don't know about you Yank girls, but I cannot imagine anything more devastating than being called "cunt" in an East London brogue while a skinny white boy with spots and a few scars slides his stiff English dick in and out my fanny. It's called national prid...READ MORE | |
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 SKINEMABy Chris NieratkoWILD ON SEX VOLUME 3
The box cover says "Shot on location in Montreal, Canada, with the nastiest lesbos ever!" but I think they mean the other kind of nasty. Not the nasty where it's like, "Ohmygod! Did she just cover her pussy with honey and lay n...READ MORE | |
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 CHATTING SHITLady Sovereign Is Barely LegalSex symbols in the British grime scene have so far been a little thin on the ground, unless you're a gay man who fancies anorexic black boys from council estates.
So when Lady Sovereign appeared on the scene, could you blame all the punters for hearin...READ MORE | |
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 TIDBITSA monthly look at things we love - v12n1HAND JOB WORK GLOVES
Beating off old men in the backs of cars is a great way to make five bucks, but what if you're not a gay junkie? How are you supposed to grab that wet little wiener without your gag reflex going off? You're going to wear these ...READ MORE | |
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 VICELAND EXCLUSIVEGetting Kicked in the NutsBeing kicked in the nuts isn't as bad as everyone says it is. It's all in the mind. You think it's going to hurt and that's what makes you sick. I mean, if someone really nails you and you feel your nut get squished like a bouncy grape then sure, you feel pret...READ MORE | |
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 HOW TO FUCK A STRIPPERAnd Still Have Money in Your PocketMost people think the way to a stripper's pussy is with money, buying lap dance after lap dance, throwing stacks of singles on stage as they dance, and surprising them with expensive gifts. Those people are idiots. "Marks," as the girls call them. Someone to b...READ MORE | |
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 TREASURE TROVEGrampy's Ancient PornWhen I was 13 my grandfather Adam died. He had lived with my grandmother in a little beach house in Point Pleasant, NJ for over 20 years. He had been a welder most of his life, working in the Newark Machine Shop of the American Can Company. Back then they didn...READ MORE | |
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 PICTURES OF YOUA Life in HookersI shot a lot of these pictures between 1982 and the early 90s. They were mostly taken in my apartment in Greenwich Village or, if I was on the road, in hotel rooms in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Boston and Paris. All the guys I picked up on the streets, in Tim...READ MORE | |
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 ELECTRIC INDEPENDENCEIt's been mentioned once or twice here already but if you've got broadband and speakers and you're not permanently masturbating yourself into a frenzy to the Cybernetic Broadcasting radio station (cbs.nu) then what are you playing at? This is the online statio...READ MORE | |
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 YOU DID WHAT?Cursed's Singer Goes BalssoutCursed are from Canada and play all-out-war crusty hardcore that reminds you of Born Against, Nausea, pre-boredom Neurosis and Echonochrist.
Like many other hardcore singers, the frontman Chris Colohan takes things waaaay too far....READ MORE | |
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 VICE FASHION - SEX ADDICTSNow that most British straight people think that getting AIDS is even more impossible than paying back their student loans, they're living their lives in a whirlwind of fucking and sucking stranger's dicks and pussies, sans protection, all over the place.
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 GRIMEWATCHJanuary is traditionally an empty kind of month. The whole grime scene has its poker face on and isn't letting any cats out of any bags....READ MORE | |
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 MY FIRST WANKSebastian from DFA 1979 Comes CleanThe very first time I masturbated was probably the most shameful day of my life. I was eleven and my parents had left me home alone for the afternoon. I had all this energy and I didn't know why. I rode my bike to this construction site and wandered around kic...READ MORE | |
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 TOO HARDPhone Sex Ain't As Easy As it Used to BeIf you work at Australia Post in Canberra, you're basically a courier for porn merchants. X-rated video sales are the largest export revenue earner for Canberra with an annual turnover of $34 million, and that means that at least half of Australia Post's couri...READ MORE | |
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 LANASpell It Backwards and That's What I Do BestMy name is Lana and I'm a transsexual prostitute from Samoa. I've been working the car park down in St Kilda for as long as I can remember. Some of the girls I work with are full change, some, like me, still have their dicks and others are cross-dressers.
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 I GOT YOU BABELittle Wings is All About the RomanceNext time you're down the beach with a bunch of friends and a lovely young lady asks you to join her 'couple of friends' at their bonfire just over the way, do it. Supremely confident, you can take comfort in knowing that you have an ace up your sleeve. No nee...READ MORE | |
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 LOVE INSTRUMENTSOh! Belgium Get SexyOh! Belgium annoy a lot of people. Some claim it is the incessant mining of nerd record collections for inspiration that make them hard to swallow. For others, the problem seems to be the treble; the rhythm which powers on beyond its intent like too much meth,...READ MORE | |
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 GAMESGoldeneye: Rogue Agent, Call Of Duty: Finest Hour, Ridge RacerGoldeneye: Rogue Agent
EA Games
Platform: PS2, Gamecube, Xbox
Genre: Supervillains
Now that anti-hero games sell more than good vs evil games, the new special Goldeneye gives you the chance to play as James Bond's most popular en...READ MORE | |
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