Is your mom trailer-goth too or do you have the oldest girlfriend in the world?Comments/Enlarge |
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Er, if you’re going for medieval biker punk you might want to get something a little more substantial that a fucking Vespa. Those are for a type of in-the-closet girly man we call a “mod.” When you ride it you look like elephant Satan going to battle on a tricycle.Comments/Enlarge |
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There’s three types of freaks in the world: there’s the sad fashion victims that take it totally seriously, there’s the garage sale goofballs that are taking the piss and then there’s the in-between guys that have the sense of humor the garage sale guys have but still manage to fuck models once in a blue moon. Comments/Enlarge |
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