This is a variation of the "Boy Named Sue" school of parenting where, instead of teaching your son to grow up tough, you accept the fact that he's going to end up a psychologically mangled train wreck of a pussy and see how bad you can make it.Comments/Enlarge |
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Hair is waste. So are fingernails. Growing them ten times longer than anyone else is exactly the same as leaving three days’ worth of stool in your panties. Comments/Enlarge |
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Sometimes it takes the truly grotesque to show people the evil that lurks right beneath their noses. Sorry we had to do this, but do you get what we’re saying about Tevas now? Comments/Enlarge |
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