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For Spanish tourists in New York, every single shitty boring square inch of sidewalk is “super fantastic.” Can you imagine how hard their minds would be blown if it was actually still fun here? Comments/Enlarge | See all



See, this is a real man. A stupid moustache, dirty hands and an idiotic 3-D tee shirt because he knows we’re here for a good time not a South Beach metrosexual time.
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If Crocodile Dundee was from Quebec he’d have the same low IQ and weird-old-man-tough-guy thing but he’d look like this.
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FIRE STARTER

What do you look for in a guy?
A sense of humor more than anything. I like a guy that can laugh at the world. He doesn't have to be rich or handsome. It's what's inside that counts.

Do you have a boyfriend now?
Nope. I htink guys are intimidated by models, so a lot o...
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EMPLOYEES

Vice Contributors

ROGER LYDON
Hairstylist Roger Lydon grew up on the mean streets of Brooklyn, believe it or not. Who would have thought that a kid who fought his way through a childhood worthy of a Scorsese epic would make his living snipping, dyeing, and primping the hair of models for fashion magazines...
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SO HOT!

The underground simply cannot keep its sexiest secret quiet anymore. Indie queen Hari Leigh, who up to now has starred only in très edgy short features in the NYC film world, is about to break loose with a starring role in sleazemeister extraordinaire John Waters' next scandalous movie, A Low Down D...
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LETTER FROM VICE'S EDITOR

Hello Readers!
Putting together each issue of Vice makes us realize how tough it must be giving birth! Not to sound like a woman here, but every month we fret and fuss, grow big with ideas and excitement, talk excitedly into the night, and then...pop! Out comes a bouncing baby magazin...
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SO COOL!

Talk about smoldering! New York-based actor PJ Ransone is the definition of indie hotness, but unlike most young actors, he could give a toss ['ello, 'elllo, 'ello--Ed.]. You see, he is just too cool to be bothered.

After appearing everywhere from HBO's The Wire to Larry Clark's ultra-cont...
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VICE MAIL

B-BOY SALUTE
Vice,
Yo, what the fuck dawgs? You been frontin' on the Beastie Boys since I don't know when. What's your problem? The new album is dope as shit and it's a huge thorn in the side of my man George W. Why you gotta hate, haters? The Beasties are like the anti-hat...
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FEEDBACK

All the Dirt on Your Fave Bands of Right This Second!

Heard it through the indie grapvine!

Fresh from scooping prestigious UK award the Mercury Music Prize, arty Glaswegian quartet Franz Ferdinand embark on another debauched US tour. But are they all they seem? Apparently not! Before hitting the big time, friends knew exotic-sounding singer Al...
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WAZZUP

TOKYO INK
Burning acid on shopkeepers' window is so fuckin' "toy." So is that wack silver ink. The real-deal shit bobmbers are using in the here and now (hey-oh) is this butyric chrome ink from Tokyo Graff called BoogieDownBronx (aka Hiro). It's a combination of a bunch of different corr...
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BEHIND THE NAVARRO

FOR ME Dave combines an amazingly dark sexuality and in-built feeling for all things ethereal with a down-to-earthedness that is so refreshing for a big rock star of his standing. It makes even a girl like me (I'm kinda like a Suicide Girl!) go weak at the knees. That's why I have been FANati...
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TIDBITS

Bas Armagnac Loubere, 1950,
$400.00

Few things say more about a man than his liquor shelf. Along with the bookshelf (better have some Irvine Welsh on there), the medicine cabinet (look, the Viagra is "just in case," OK?), and the bedside drawer (lambskin condoms and scented oils, an...
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HATIN' THE HATERS

Recently we met up with Joel and Billy from Good Charlotte at this awesome hotel in London where you can change the color of the room with a switch (Billy changed it to green).

VICE: Let's talk about all the haters.
Billy
: Like, in high school that type of shit happened on a dai...
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VICE FASHION - THE EYES OF LAURA MARS REDUX

Photos by Tim Barber...
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10 MUST-HAVE ALBUMS OF ALL TIME

They separate the real music fans from the passing fancies. They are the pillars of what we call "music." Stand by for the ten commandments of everything we hold sacred. This is it folks, the good, the good and the goodly...
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DOS & DON'TS

News flash! Blondes DO have more fun. They DO party with the biggest names in both hardcore punk and hardcore fashion, and they are DOs.

P.S. Deryck, we are loving those cheekbones!!! [Can we expect to see him on a runway this season? – Ed.]...
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UGG LIFE

Sigh... is the approach of winter bumming you out? It's true that the pending chill means no more minis and that waiting by the velvet rope will be a brrritch, but aren't you forgetting something? Duh, Uggs! (That's Australian for "comfort," in case you've been buried in the racks at a Miss Sixty sa...
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VICE FASHION

Boys' Town...
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GET THE LOOK!

You can't be in Lost in Translation or give out awards at MTV galas or kiss Jared Leto. You don't get to be in the next Woody Allen movie--you don't even get to do Mindy's voice on SpongeBob SquarePants. Want to know the dark truth? Unless prison's cool with you, your obsession with Jake Gyll...
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RECORDS

FATBOY SLIM
Palookaville

Astralwerks
Time to brush the moths off your Hawaiian shirt and whip up a bitchin' batch of kamikaze shots, because the funk is coming to town and the funk is fucking freaky!...
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GLOBAL GRAFFITI

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of the dead, there are a million reminders that I have no future. The battered old navy yard sits abandoned. "For Rent" signs compete with "Out of Business" signs for my attention. A black cat flees in front of me and then, a moment later, a rat scurries af...
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HOROSCOPES

Aries: (March 21–April 19)
Remember, there's a fine line between genius and insanity. It's time to get serious about career strength. You are stronger than you know. Accelerate a project or make a proposal of your own. Be your boss's boss for once. Have business negotiations on the 11th....
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RIP IT UP

Ask any true snowboarder and they'll tell you: the way to live life is by going for it, by any means necessary, 24-7-365, 'til the break of dawn.
Some of the things these white line junkies get up to both on AND off the slopes are unprintable--even in a magazine like this! Over the past two ye...
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THE CHIPS HIT THE FAN

Post-9/11 [R.I.P.–Ed.], Americans all know that living is a gamble [tell me about it!–Ed.]. When the World Poker Tour debuted three years back, it caught onto the cultural zeitgeist of a country that had officially SEEN IT ALL [true dat!–Ed.], and every year since its $12 million debut, the prize mo...
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GOTCHA!!

It's Vice Camera--Our Monthly Eye on the Streets with los Ricos y Famosos!
Photos by Caroline Torem-Craig...
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GOODBYE LOWER EAST SIDE. HELLO HILLS OF WEST VIRGINNY!

For weeks, the hottest ticket on the Lower East Side has been a très private, VIP-only invitation to a lavish "White Trash Party" hosted in the wilds of the South Bronx by underground maven/alternative interior designer/part-time bartender Lex Talionis, whose wildly successful "Gay Martian Party" an...
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COORDINATED CORRECT!

Right now, hip-hop fashion in America is definitely where it should be. All the people making regular clothing are from another culture. So you got cats like me, Sean John, and anyone else who has some kind of record career or entertainment career, they also have clothing lines.

We pay clos...
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GROWING UP KRAVITZ

As an American latchkey kid raised on too much TV, microwave dinners, and easy answers that never made much sense, I often felt musicians were more like family to me than my own parents. Sad but true. In emotionally disconnected times, the rebellious heroes of rock have a lot more to tell the kids t...
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WOMEN IN ROCK

Let's face it. Girls are rocking hard this year. And they look good doing it! While QOTSA get all sweaty, like with big sweat lines on their backs and even on their butts, the ladies of 2004 are staying cool under pressure and showing us guys a thing or two about women in rock. They kick ass, don't ...
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BILLIONAIRE BOY

For all of y'all who don't know, Pharrell Williams is the production mastermind behind smash hits like Britney Spears' "I'm a Slave 4 U," Usher's "U Don't Have to Call," and Justin Timberlake's "Like I Love U." As one-third of rap-rock crossover act N.E.R.D. (No-one Ever Really Dies [dope acronym––E...
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JEAN DREAMS

Apple Pie And Denim Jeans Are America

LET'S FACE IT--SOME THINGS JUST NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE. THINGS LIKE A COLD BEER, ROCK 'N' ROLL, SHOOTING SOME POOL WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS, AND LAUGHING UNTIL YOUR STOMACH HURTS. BUT ABOVE AND BEYOND ALL, THERE ARE JEANS. EVER SINCE HIPPIES TOOK THEM OUT OF THE HANDS OF COWBOYS, JEANS HAVE BEEN THE NO...
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GUERRILLA MAKEOVER

We surprised twenty-something hottie Desiree as she was arriving to her job as a bartender at downtown Manhattan hipster hotspot Max Fish. But just because the place is frequented by world-famous skaters, graffiti bad boys, and A-list celebs like James Gandolfini and Johnny Depp doesn't mean she can...
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SO DEF!

QBoy is the UK's premier gay rapper

Yo. The UK hip-hop scene's always been hotter than Skinnyman's kitchen knives, but sadly it's been a totally GAY-FREE ZONE...until now! Step forward QBoy! He's London's premier gay rapper and he's got something to say to all you haterz who ain't down with the down-low brothers or rappers who like gi...
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VICE FASHION

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MOVE OVER, MANHATTAN

There's no longer a need for Australians to travel a million miles to move it in downtown, because Australia has M-town. Yes, Melbourne is shaking--cocktails that is. The burgeoning bar scene is no little secret, although word of mouth and downplayed promotion is key. Put your ear to the gournd, or ...
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EARTHBOUND CHILD

In an age where superficiality dominates the music marketplace, where music has become less a personal expression and more a means of gaining 'bling' through fad driven beats and expensive, pithy production, the shadow of John Butler looms like a menacing specter of the past...and future. Rising (li...
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FASHION TIPS FROM THE TOP

In the fickle world of fashion, trends come and trends go. Then five years later, they tend to come back again. It's a crazy hectic world and most of the time we just run in it's wake trying to keep up. We know we should be having fun with fashion, but most of the time that's easier said than done. ...
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LORD OF THE TRANCE

If you've ever seen a homeless person moping about, or heard some whinging bastard complaining about war on TV, then you've probably had that all-too-common thought: why can't everyone just listen to trance and cheer the heck up? Who knows why, but with the genre working its way out of the undergrou...
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FALL FASHION

If you love fashion, fall is probably your favorite time of year. Yes, the breezy pareos and gauzy blouses of summer are lovely, but there's nothing like a little brisk Scandinavian air to wake up a true fashionista's senses. Where to begin? Since we've still got our (fake) tans and our fond summer ...










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