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Not sure why The Great Reveen uses a shiny old watch swinging back and forth on a chain. We were staring at this thing so long we had beards.
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Pipers are gods because that screaming bag takes about seven years to master but blind pipers are about the closest thing the Western world has to real-life ninjas.
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One of the reasons girls read those stupid fucking celebrity mags is they get good tips on how to pose for pictures. It’s embarrassing having them in your recycling bin but you have to admit, they kind of work.
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