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Thanks small town homophobes. You shit on these guys for 18 years until they feel so bad they take their pressure cooker of an ego to the city where it nuclear explodes all over all of us.
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When you’re really wasted and you’ve been puking and you have hot carrots up your nose and you’re wondering where the fuck your girlfriend is, her and her friends dressed in white is such a fortunate, shining beacon of light you worry for a sec that maybe you’re dying. What I’m trying to say is, drunks like it when you wear white.
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Did you ever JUST make it to the bowl after having really bad shit cramps and you look down and this guy is sitting there looking up at you all, “Quoi neuf, Docteur?”
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